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The last post is the WINNER!

PoetPhilosopher

PoetPhilosopher

Veteran Member
Dan From Smithville said:
I know a podiatrist
Who dreams of global conquest
It is her only interest
The thing with which she's obsessed

I find the absurdity delicious
Her non-foot fetish
A sole dream to accomplish
As her only wish

She even has a hit list
That's not all that pernicious
It's just plain ridiculous
Though its quite meticulous.

She's just taking it one step at a time.
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Could have been worse. Could have been a poem about a proctologist.
 
M

Meow Mix

Chatte Féministe
How have none of the mods totally abused their power and posted right before locking the thread?

It's what I'd do if I were a mod again.
 
ChristineM

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
KAT-KAT said:
Good point. But we'd probably all be calling you SalmonellaMix until we get banned.
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Chuckles...

There was once a English conservative politician named Edwina Curry who became junior health minister. She was forced to resign the position after highlighting the dangers salmonella in eggs.

The joke soon circulated thhat her children must have been called Sam and Ella.
 
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