The last post is the WINNER!

[Revoltingest]

Scheduled to deliver 2 hammers on Sunday.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

I've been coughing due to my cold. But I'm reminded of a person who didn't understand English well trying to write *cough cough* to something and writing *couch couch*.

 

[sun rise]

Scheduled to deliver 2 hammers on Sunday.

 

[Revoltingest]

If they need a hammer, they should call me.

 

[mangalavara]

If they need a hammer, they should call me.

What exactly should they call you?

 

[Revoltingest]

What exactly should they call you?

Willie.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Winning without a name change.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Ordered right hand tub
Got left had tub
Went to return left hand tub
Told person at home depot there is a problem
we ordered a right hand tub the gave us a left hand tub
Person at Home Depot said "What's the difference"
Response: That's the problem, you don't know the difference
Got right hand tub
left the building

You got to watch those guys at Home Depot. Often one hand does not know what the other hand is doing or if that makes a difference.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Ordered right hand tub
Got left had tub
Went to return left hand tub
Told person at home depot there is a problem
we ordered a right hand tub the gave us a left hand tub
Person at Home Depot said "What's the difference"
Response: That's the problem, you don't know the difference
Got right hand tub
left the building

You lose because you went to Home Depot.
We both lose because we can't go to Menards. But at least I win having found grocery stores that have adequate selections of sauces to replace what I primarily went to Menard's food section for.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I win double win living in a place where a hardware store isn't one of the best places in town to buy BBQ sauce at.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

You lose because you went to Home Depot.
We both lose because we can't go to Menards. But at least I win having found grocery stores that have adequate selections of sauces to replace what I primarily went to Menard's food section for.

Menards has a food section? I have never been to one.

 

[sun rise]

TV watching time win

 

[Revoltingest]

Menards has a food section? I have never been to one.

They have the best food of any lumber yard around.

 

[Wu Wei]

You lose because you went to Home Depot.
We both lose because we can't go to Menards. But at least I win having found grocery stores that have adequate selections of sauces to replace what I primarily went to Menard's food section for.

corn fumes.... that is all I have to say

 

[Dan From Smithville]

They have the best food of any lumber yard around.

So I should be able to get some OSB, 50# of nails, carrots, sushi, and paint all in one go. Excellent.

 

[Revoltingest]

So I should be able to get some OSB, 50# of nails, carrots, sushi, and paint all in one go. Excellent.

The selection is great for a lumber yard,
but lacking compared to grocery stores.
No carrots or sushi.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

The selection is great for a lumber yard,
but lacking compared to grocery stores.
No carrots or sushi.

Then I better stop by O'Reilly's or Autozone on the way back from Menards.

 

[Revoltingest]

Then I better stop by O'Reilly's or Autozone on the way back from Menards.

Their arugula & kale are the worst.

 

[sun rise]

The selection is great for a lumber yard,
but lacking compared to grocery stores.
No carrots or sushi.

I'm sure they have great sacks of human kibble

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm sure they have great sacks of human kibble

And food for you too!
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