The last post is the WINNER!

[Revoltingest]

 

[Wu Wei]

Winning by knowing I made someone happy, by giving them an opportunity yo attack, and realizing they have apparently been holding a grudge since the election

 

[sun rise]

Winning by accomplishing a few things today.

 

[John53]

Winning by being lazy

 

[sun rise]

Winning by being lazy

The truly lazy would not bother posting.

 

[Revoltingest]

Winning on our 42nd anniversary.
Odd thing happened though.
Mrs Revolt started a conversation with....
"You weren't listening to me, were you?"

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Winning on our 42nd anniversary.
Odd thing happened though.
Mrs Revolt started a conversation with....
"You weren't listening to me, were you?"

Were you listening?

 

[Revoltingest]

Were you listening?

I heard her say that quite clearly.

 

[John53]

Did Revoltingest say something?

 

[Revoltingest]

Did Revoltingest say something?

No.

 

[sun rise]

I've found that the way to winning with my wife is to listen to her. She just wants a bit of attention and an occasional encouraging word. Doing that is like putting money in the bank. Dividends are paid.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

I've found that the way to winning with my wife is to listen to her. She just wants a bit of attention and an occasional encouraging word. Doing that is like putting money in the bank. Dividends are paid.

Does she know you see her as a bank?

 

[John53]

All you have to do is say "yes dear" unless that gets you a funny look then say "err I mean no dear".

 

[sun rise]

Does she know you see her as a bank?

You can bank on it. Because I approve of how she spends her time, she allows me to spend my time in other ways..

 

[sun rise]

All you have to do is say "yes dear" unless that gets you a funny look then say "err I mean no dear".

She's more perceptive than that. She likes comments like "that's been going on for quite some time", "yes, I remember you telling me about that when you said..." and suchlike.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Bring on the zombie apocalypse. I'm ready.

You mean we haven't been living in one?

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Winning on our 42nd anniversary.
Odd thing happened though.
Mrs Revolt started a conversation with....
"You weren't listening to me, were you?"

Congrats!

I listen to you.

Sometimes.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Late night win. I just looked at the clock.

Early morning win!

 

[Estro Felino]

English nursery rhymes are so cute.
So reassuring.
The bitzy itzy spider...and so on.

We do have very disturbing nursery rhymes. For kids.

The most disturbing one is Ambarabah Chee Chee CoHCoh; translation:

Ambarabah Chee Chee Coh Coh
Three barn owls were on the chest of drawers
They were making love to the doctor's daughter.
The doctor went ill.
Ambarabah Chee Chee Coh Coh


Imagine the scene: there is a naked woman lying on the dresser. Three barn owls on her body. The woman's father saw the scene and goes sick (no wonder...who wouldnt?????)

 

[John53]

Making taco soup for dinner... that's a win.