The last post is the WINNER!

[Revoltingest]

Is that a fact?

It is one that can be "backed" up.

 

[Revoltingest]

Absolutely. Taxes should be higher so pensioners like me can spend more of the money of the hard working.

If I get the money, I'd be OK with
everyone else's taxes increasing.
I'd be all "Thank you for your service.".

 

[sun rise]

From Wikipedia:

In 1895, Gelett Burgess wrote his famous poem, the Purple Cow:
I never saw a purple cow.
I never hope to see one.
But I can tell you anyhow
I'd rather see than be one.[4]

Later in his life, he followed it with this palinode

Ah yes, I wrote the purple cow!
I’m sorry now I wrote it!
But I can tell you anyhow,
I’ll kill you if you quote it![5]

 

[sun rise]

Is this a new daily record for excessive loquacious verbosity?

 

[John53]

Is this a new daily record for excessive loquacious verbosity?

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Give him a break, it's his birthday.

 

[Revoltingest]

Give him a break, it's his birthday.

Ts his way of feting me.
Such subtlety.

 

[Wu Wei]

Ts his way of feting me.
Such subtlety.

WOW! It's your birthday........who cares

Happy Birthday ya fetid communist supporter of capitalism

 

[sun rise]

Ts his way of feting me.
Such subtlety.

Better that than feeting you.

I hope we provided sufficient entertainment on your birthday to make you want to repeat it again next year.

 

[Revoltingest]

Better that than feeting you.

I hope we provided sufficient entertainment on your birthday to make you want to repeat it again next year.

It's been a banner day.
But next year I hope for new material.
Less Covid related tedium, eh.

 

[sun rise]

It's been a banner day.
But next year I hope for new material.
Less Covid related tedium, eh.

Next year will be a Congressional election year. I suggest celebrating in a bunker.

 

[Wu Wei]

I shall now win without skipping a beat

 

[Revoltingest]

Next year will be a Congressional election year. I suggest celebrating in a bunker.

My compound with a bunker....I like it!

 

[Dan From Smithville]

It is one that can be "backed" up.

No doubt your lack of fax are the facts on which that is backed.

 

[Revoltingest]

No doubt your lack of fax are the facts on which that is backed.

That whacked fact lacked tact.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

taking a winning tack

 

[Revoltingest]

Winning by putting a tack on @lewisnotmiller's chair.

 

[Stevicus]

It's been a banner day.
But next year I hope for new material.
Less Covid related tedium, eh.

I have a friend whose birthday is today as well. I didn't wish him a happy birthday either. He doesn't like birthdays, and neither do I.

 

[Revoltingest]

I have a friend whose birthday is today as well. I didn't wish him a happy birthday either. He doesn't like birthdays, and neither do I.

Not one word of that rhymes with "gack".

 

[John53]

Gack meaning
(often repeated several times) The sound of a cat coughing up a hairball.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Is "palinode" the most useless word ever?

A pal I knowed thought so. Now I do too.