The last post is the WINNER!

[ChristineM]

I don't know why I bother reading anything other than the joke section.

Makes sense to me

 

[Stevicus]

I don't know why I bother reading anything other than the joke section.

I thought this was the yolk section.

 

[ChristineM]

I thought this was the yolk section.

perfectly cooked

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

I thought this was the yolk section.

They need eggs like that on pizza.

 

[ChristineM]

They need eggs like that on pizza.

There was a restaurant down the road (now closed) that always dropped a lightly fried egg in the middle of the pizza.

 

[sun rise]

I shell win.

 

[ChristineM]

I shell win.

You shell'nt

 

[sun rise]

I'll keep pecking at winning no matter what - and that's no eggageration.

 

[John53]

I'm hatching a win.

 

[Wu Wei]

What accent should I read that in?

No accent...... i'm in the Northern USA, where we speak English right

 

[Wu Wei]

WARNING!!!!
Polar bears could be sneaking up on you

 

[John53]

The secret is sincerity, once you've learnt to fake that it's easy.

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[sun rise]

I'm sure she knows all about you and expected no more from you than that.

You could have utterly shocked her from her head to toes if you had used something like this (don't try it - you might have to rush her to the ER)

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[sun rise]

Ring doorbell. Forget "trick or treat" - deliver the trick.

 

[sun rise]

This always wins

 

[Dan From Smithville]

What accent should I read that in?

Yorkshire! Or Tasmanian.

 

[sun rise]

This could be a commentary on recent developments.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Bacon!