The last post is the WINNER!

[Dan From Smithville]

Yes.

It is not true anyway. I have terrible sleep issues.

 

[ChristineM]

Could this happen here?

Intergalactic Bar Billiards
There are many horrible things that can happen to young planets, such as getting destroyed to make way for a hyperspace bypass.

There was one inhabited planet in the seventh dimension that got used as a ball in a game of intergalactic bar billiards. It got potted straight into a black hole, killing ten billion people.

It only scored thirty points.

Or perhaps he red dwarf version

 

[John53]

It is not true anyway. I have terrible sleep issues.

It's your own fault for being crepuscular.

 

[ChristineM]

It is not true anyway. I have terrible sleep issues.

You think you have problems, i live on five to five and a half hours per night.

 

[John53]

You think you have problems, i live on five to five and a half hours per night.

5 hours is about average for me too

 

[sun rise]

Do we all have our labels on?

 

[Revoltingest]

It is not true anyway. I have terrible sleep issues.

Have you tried a stuffed animal companion?

 

[sun rise]

Have you tried a stuffed animal companion?

When we could have cats, I found a purring cat on my stomach was seriously sleep inducing.

 

[John53]

It's quiet out there... too quiet.

 

[sun rise]

It's quiet out there... too quiet.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

You think you have problems, i live on five to five and a half hours per night.

Luxury. When I was a boy I had to sleep while I walked to school in 6 feet of snow up hill both ways.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Have you tried a stuffed animal companion?

I have a story about that. Really, I do.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

It's your own fault for being crepuscular.

I love crepes. Can't help it. I never knew they effected my sleep.

 

[ChristineM]

Luxury. When I was a boy I had to sleep while I walked to school in 6 feet of snow up hill both ways.

You lived in Lancaster close to me? I didn't know that...

 

[ChristineM]

When we could have cats, I found a purring cat on my stomach was seriously sleep inducing.

Like this?

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Luxury. When I was a boy I had to sleep while I walked to school in 6 feet of snow up hill both ways.

on the hottest days of summer!

 

[John53]

Luxury. When I was a boy I had to sleep while I walked to school in 6 feet of snow up hill both ways.

Sheer luxury! You had legs! We couldn't afford legs.

 

[sun rise]

Other posters don't have a winning leg to stand on.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I win on my feet

 

[Dan From Smithville]

You lived in Lancaster close to me? I didn't know that...

Close enough.