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The last post is the WINNER!

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
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ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
3 angry bird attacks this morning, I suspect a leftist commie plot.

Take a bag of seed or bread crumbs* and scatter some near the birds. I find they are less angry on a full stomach. Also by the time they have eaten their surprise impromptu meal you will be well past them.

* Or a packet of Kraft macaroni cheese.
 

John53

I go leaps and bounds
Premium Member
Take a bag of seed or bread crumbs* and scatter some near the birds. I find they are less angry on a full stomach. Also by the time they have eaten their surprise impromptu meal you will be well past them.

* Or a packet of Kraft macaroni cheese.

You've never met a masked lapwing, their anger doesn't have an off switch.
 

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
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A photograph of Earth taken on February 14, 1990, by Voyager 1 from a distance of about 6 billion kilometers
 

beenherebeforeagain

Rogue Animist
Premium Member
Take a bag of seed or bread crumbs* and scatter some near the birds. I find they are less angry on a full stomach. Also by the time they have eaten their surprise impromptu meal you will be well past them.

* Or a packet of Kraft macaroni cheese.
Their ire would know no bounds if you unleashed Kraft mac and cheese on them...
 
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