The last post is the WINNER!

[Wu Wei]

Cats purr - beautiful

Purring is just to lull you into a false sense of security, to get you closer, to get you to relax and start petting them....and then...when they are sure you're completely under their spell....THEY SINK THEIR TEETH IN!!!!!!

Why do you hate kittens

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Again...a trick to get you closer....TO SINK THEIR CLAWS IN!!!!!!

 

[ChristineM]

Purring is just to lull you into a false sense of security, to get you closer, to get you to relax and start petting them....and then...when they are sure you're completely under their spell....THEY SINK THEIR TEETH IN!!!!!!



Again...a trick to get you closer....TO SINK THEIR CLAWS IN!!!!!!

It's one of the perks of loving your cat.

 

[Wu Wei]

It's one of the perks of loving your cat.

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So one of the perks of owning cats is allowing the evil little furballs to abuse you, treat you like a scratching post and sink their teeth in your arm...... that is not a perk..... is a bear dd that you'd complain...but a cat...OH no that is just fine....hehehehe.....thier so cute..... you do realize you are under the cats evil spell....right

CATS!!!!!
are.....

 

[ChristineM]

So one of the perks of owning cats is allowing the evil little furballs to abuse you, treat you like a scratching post and sink their teeth in your arm...... that is not a perk..... is a bear dd that you'd complain...but a cat...OH no that is just fine....hehehehe.....thier so cute..... you do realize you are under the cats evil spell....right

CATS!!!!!
are.....

Of course we are under their spell. Like all gods they demand worship. It could be far worse, some gods demand you kill non believers, they demand human sacrifice. Thry demand that you pray to them

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[sun rise]

Cats are perfect. If we only did better at figuring out their moods, we'd be fine.

After decades of marriage, my wife purrs a lot more since I'm better trained to sense her moods however, from my perspective, subtly expressed.

 

[Revoltingest]

Phrasing....

 

[ChristineM]

Phrasing....

Hmmmm, a little close to the bone is that on... This is a family friendly site

 

[Wu Wei]

Of course we are under their spell. Like all gods they demand worship. It could be far worse, some gods demand you kill non believers, they demand human sacrifice. Thry demand that you pray to them

So...you're a cat minion....and...cats are evil..... thereby...by association...you are an evil minion........

 

[sun rise]

So...you're a cat minion....and...cats are evil..... thereby...by association...you are an evil minion........

Join us. Join us or suffer the consequences.

 

[Wu Wei]

Join us. Join us or suffer the consequences.

nope..cats are evil...want nothing to do with the little evil hairball producers

 

[ChristineM]

So...you're a cat minion....and...cats are evil..... thereby...by association...you are an evil minion........

Oh yeah.

But really more a cat lady. I have them in my power because i have opposable thumbs and can control the tin opener

 

[Wu Wei]

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Oh yeah.

But really more a cat lady. I have them in my power because i have opposable thumbs and can control the tin opener

You THINK you have them in your power..only because they allow you to think you have them in your power...Evil Cat mind control

 

[ChristineM]

You THINK you have them in your power..only because they allow you to think you have them in your power...Evil Cat mind control

Propaganda, nothing but the hateful disinformation campaign promoted by bears who for some reason seem to be scared of them

 

[Dan From Smithville]

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Oh yeah.

But really more a cat lady. I have them in my power because i have opposable thumbs and can control the tin opener

Yes. And I have power too, because I can reach things on the high shelves and open jars.

 

[Wu Wei]

Propaganda, nothing but the hateful disinformation campaign promoted by bears who for some reason seem to be scared of them

which is exactly what I'd expect an evil cat minion to say.....and not scared....jealous......if a bear scratched you or bit you...you'd screen, cry and complain and then call the police/rangers/game warden.... cat does it...you think its cute....

 

[sun rise]

nope..cats are evil...want nothing to do with the little evil hairball producers

You realize that because of the law of attraction, what you both deeply want and deeply want to avoid becomes an attraction.

 

[Wu Wei]

You realize that because of the law of attraction, what you both deeply want and deeply want to avoid becomes an attraction.

No...actually I don't.....

 

[John53]

I'm with the bear.... cats are evil and disgusting creatures.

 

[Wu Wei]