The last post is the WINNER!

[Wu Wei]

. Be knd to a tree and it will be kind to you.

OH yeah, tell that to the trees that jumped me

 

[ChristineM]

Crumpets and tea win.
To be followed by HobNob biscuits and more tea win.

 

[Wu Wei]

Tea does sound like a win...I think I'll have some

 

[sun rise]

 

[Wu Wei]

Caniformia

 

[Stevicus]

EXACTLY!!!! And...they will jump you if you're not careful..... I've been jumped by 2.... never...and I mean NEVER...trust a tree

I had a tree refuse to move one day when I was young and stupid and was distracted and ran off the road. I don't recommend it. Be knd to a tree and it will be kind to you.

I have to say that I do respect trees on that basis. I know that when they take a stand, they stand rooted in firm principles.

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[ChristineM]

On my break, no stale crumpets...I want a fresh strumpet.....

I can't help you with strumpet but here's a couple of crumpets.

 

[Stonetree]

Trees do not....do not collect S/S, yet continue to serve. Trees and bushes are not permitted to vote, yet. Trees would help put out forest fires but we are too busy being burnt. Trees fought in the Revolutionary War but no one knew. Occasionally trees fall on houses but no one's perfect.....

 

[Stonetree]

I can't help you with strumpet but here's a couple of crumpets.
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I can't accept....really, I can not accept those warm delicious-looking crumpets.....NO......Okay, just for my kind host......yum yum...

 

[ChristineM]

Trees are very unforgiving even when you hug them they don't respond.

 

[Revoltingest]

EXACTLY!!!! And...they will jump you if you're not careful..... I've been jumped by 2.... never...and I mean NEVER...trust a tree

If you'd stop abusing trees, perhaps they'd be less hostile.
This tree, Jimmy, is still in counselling for PTSD after this experience.

 

[Stonetree]

@Revoltingest.....Jimmy is from mom's side of our family and may never be the same.......

 

[Wu Wei]

If you'd stop abusing trees, perhaps they'd be less hostile.
This tree, Jimmy, is still in counselling for PTSD after this experience.

Can't a bear scratch his back without being accused of something untoward

 

[Revoltingest]

Can't a bear scratch his back without being accused of something untoward

That looks like some sexually charged "scratching".

 

[Wu Wei]

That looks like some sexually charged "scratching".

Of course it does...to a degenerate deviant such as yourself

 

[Revoltingest]

Of course it does...to a degenerate deviant such as yourself

I'm not the on gyrating on Jimmy.

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm not the on gyrating on Jimmy.

Not in THAT photo..... Mr Van didn't speak to you for a month after your little escapade

 

[John53]

Wind and rain. Think I'll stay in bed all day.

 

[RAYYAN]

If you are just posting a jpg you found online, within a post window select the icon at the top right bar on the window that looks like a house with a black dot above the little side (to the right of the smiley face). It will open a window that lets you input the image url and then select insert.

There is another way for images that you have, but I have never tried it, so I don't know the steps. Others may.

Test....