The last post is the WINNER!

[Wu Wei]

Actually no, I don't want it
If you would stop reminding me of it
I would forget it
Now, do you get it

 

[Revoltingest]

For your own sake, I'll continue reminding you of the glory of cured pork products.

Something else for you to try....

 

[Wu Wei]

Nope, not interested..... actually...it disgust me....but winning doesn't and I just won so....

 

[Revoltingest]

Bears & bacon go together like politicians & interns!

 

[sun rise]

For your own sake, I'll continue reminding you of the glory of cured pork products.

Something else for you to try....

 

[Wu Wei]

I do not like them,
Revolt-ing-est
I do not like
cured pork and bacon

Would you like them
Here or there?

I would not like them
here or there.
I would not like them
anywhere.
I do not like
cured pork and bacon.
I do not like them,
Revolt-ing-est

 

[Revoltingest]

Pork rinds are the bestest treat.
Crunchy, tasty, much like meat.
So try them, try them.
Can't be beat!

 

[sun rise]

Pork rinds are the bestest treat.
Crunchy, tasty, much like meat.
So try them, try them.
Can't be beat!

A vege pork rind
is quite the find.
Spare the pig
into these dig:

 

[Wu Wei]

For crying out loud....forget the bacon and the fake pig...... just eat the damn pig and quit flappin' your gums

 

[sun rise]

For crying out loud....forget the bacon and the fake pig...... just eat the damn pig and quit flappin' your gums

Poor baby crying out loud. I know what you need:

 

[Wu Wei]

Yup, pretty much what I have come to expect from a whinny puppy

 

[Revoltingest]

Veggie skins aren't real grub.
Fake & tasteless they are, bub!
Want a taste that's bold & big?
Fry up skin that's from a pig!

Would you try it with a Scot?
You would like it quite a lot!
How about a smelly goat
sitting on a leaky boat?
Or rather would you share
a couple with a wily hare?

Try them, try them.
You will see.
Fry them, buy them!
Yessirree!

 

[Wu Wei]

balderdash

 

[Revoltingest]

balderdash

Would you try it if you're bald?
You might not be so sore appalled.
Do you have an itchy rash?
You could try it with some trash!

 

[Wirey]

Veggie skins aren't real grub.
Fake & tasteless they are, bub!
Want a taste that's bold & big?
Fry up skin that's from a pig!

Would you try it with a Scot?
You would like it quite a lot!
How about a smelly goat
sitting on a leaky boat?
Or rather would you share
a couple with a wily hare?

Try them, try them.
You will see.
Fry them, buy them!
Yessirree!

Seuss Fruballed.

 

[Wu Wei]

Would you try it if you're bald?
You might not be so sore appalled.
Do you have an itchy rash?
You could try it with some trash!

nope..

sorry but my ability to Seussify things left when the headache started

 

[Revoltingest]

nope..

sorry but my ability to Seussify things left when the headache started

Have a headache?

 

[Wu Wei]

No, no I won't because bacon is vile and disgusting and most likely has something to do with me having a headache in the first place

 

[sun rise]

Yup, pretty much what I have come to expect from a whinny puppy

I typically don't point out typos and spelling errors, but this time I feel the need to fix what you wrote to say what it should have said:

Yup, pretty much what I have come to expect from a winning puppy

 

[Revoltingest]

Horses "whinny".
Dogs "whine".
Penguins "win".