Brick, I hate to mention it...but, I'm walking all over you...
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The last post is the WINNER!
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Oh, yeah?
Real men don't wear shirts.
Real men don't wear shirts.
Brick, I hate to mention it...but, I'm walking all over you...
They do at my age.....with the pasty complexion, the ever growing collection of moles, & the loss of my Greek god physique.
I sound like a real stud muffin, eh?
Brick, I hate to mention it...but, I'm walking all over you...
So..I feel your hot footwear but I'm being stepped on. Not sure how to respond.
So..I feel your hot footwear but I'm being stepped on. Not sure how to respond.
I would respond: thank you with this image.
I don't really WANT to walk on anyone, but since I'm following this path to the last post, obviously all of you are just stepping stones to my eventual win. I'm sorry. That's just the way it is...and don't look up my skirt...perverts!
Those mirrors on me shoes are just in case I get stranded on a desert island, & need to signal a passing plane.
You can trust me.
I'm a janitor!
You can trust me.
I'm a janitor!
Really? I didn't fall for that in the 4th grade.
If you go out of your way to show me something, to not look would be impolite.
It's true....women all really want us to look.
Brick has the worst pick-up lines.
As if your pick up lines are any better. I mean, really...?
"Did you fart? Cos ya just blew me away."
(Not original. I looked up Scottish pickup lines.)
"Did you fart? Cos ya just blew me away."
(Not original. I looked up Scottish pickup lines.)
I go with what works, toots!
Sometimes me lines canna work.
I once hit on a gal sitting alone at a table in a bar.
I sauntered up, sat down, licked me eyebrows, & said....
"Hey good look'n....we're both here for the same thing....what say we go do it?"
She brightened up, & said....
"I like your direct style....good idea....let's go pick up some chicks!"
Note:
There were a whole lotta wimmins in that bar....in fact, I was the only guy.
And despite this fell advantage, I struck out with every one of'm.