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The last post is the WINNER!

Brickjectivity

Veteran Member
Staff member
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My pick up lines:

Hey, stop gazing at me like I'm a piece of meat!
I bet you're single! Hey, so am I!
I have no idea what they put in my drink because you are starting to look good.
Here's my card. If you pass it out to 5 other women who are better looking, you will have good luck.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
I use context sensitive pick-up lines.

At Amish gatherings.....
"So, do thee come to barn raisings often?"
"Thy buggy is *****'n!"

At Mensa meetings.....
"I'm so bright, my dad calls me Sonny."
"Your brain is such a beautiful shade of gray......is it your natural color?"

At NASCAR races.....
"Baby, you'll be good look'n once I have another couple beers.
And that's why God gave us the off switch for lights."

When hiking the Appalachian Trail.....
"I'd be glad to check you for ticks."
 
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sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
I'm going to let the rest of you fight over the win for a while. I have a busy day ahead but I might stop by a bit to toss anyone who's around off the top of the mountain.
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
At the part we alta kakers waxed nostalgic about our mis-spent youth in the 1960's and early 70's. It was a winning afternoon.
 

Brickjectivity

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Staff member
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Is it possible that the 1960's didn't really happen? How do we know that this is really 2015? Maybe its really 2005, and they just tell us its 2015 to make us believe that the 1960's happened.
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
Is it possible that the 1960's didn't really happen? How do we know that this is really 2015? Maybe its really 2005, and they just tell us its 2015 to make us believe that the 1960's happened.
If I were a practicing solipsist, I could assert that all of you don't exist along with the 60's.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
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sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
That's a nice claim but when I step away from the computer as far as I can tell you cease to exist for me. And even at the computer, you could be a computer engaging in posting based on some programming. Or maybe you're a 95 year old woman playing the role of a Scotsman for fun. And there is no way you can prove that you exist and that you are who you claim to be. I also can't prove that I'm a very intelligent dog who's great a punching keys with my paws so there you have it.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
That's a nice claim but when I step away from the computer as far as I can tell you cease to exist for me. And even at the computer, you could be a computer engaging in posting based on some programming. Or maybe you're a 95 year old woman playing the role of a Scotsman for fun. And there is no way you can prove that you exist and that you are who you claim to be. I also can't prove that I'm a very intelligent dog who's great a punching keys with my paws so there you have it.
I think you really look like this....
Dancing_poodle.gif
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
"The argument goes something like this: 'I refuse to prove that I exist,' says God, 'for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.'
"'But,' says Man, 'the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED.'
"'Oh dear,' says God, 'I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
"'Oh, that was easy,' says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing."
 
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