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Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
DISGUSTING
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
II may have to share something I wrote, a parody of the Wife of Bath, mine about a meth cooking and dealing prostitute from a tiny, itty bitty town in Indiana few people have heard of.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Here 'tis. This is one of my finest and proudest works of art. It's also the most fun I've had writing something
The Wife of Tin Cup
A parody of “The Wife of Bath” from Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales.
There was a wife of Tin Cup, or some other tiny city
Who has a gambling addiction, it is a pity
At making meth she was careful and without rue
But competition is rough in those black markets of Wabash and Peru
In all the small towns there is no other wife to go
For men in need of a blow and go
For her gambling left her with bills stacked a mile
And often found being only wearing a smile
I dare say she looks fine
From any view, front or behind
Wearing jeans and a tank top
Painted on and making men stop
Her face is fair, her hair long and flowing
Such a fine beauty that needs showing
The respectful life she’d tried
Married in church and children she’d had nine
Lost them all to a drunk driver and his wine
Lonely and full of despair
Her life was in need of a repair
An escape she needed from the grief
And gambling for a while provided relief
She’d traveled the world’s casinos to be hip
Three times she’d travelled to the Blue-Chip
And many casinos she’d had to play
In Spain at Madrid she’d had her way
As Vegas she lost the shirt off her back
At Monte Carlo she’d won a fair stack
Though she made meth she did not use it
Her teeth she had and she looked healthy and fit
For there upon a barstool was a wonderful mass
And wearing tight short shorts, with overall an ***
Of large breadth and height
A butt that Sir Mix-A-Lot doth like
In company she was lively and flirty
The ways of pleasure she knew well
Because to gamble she needed things to sell
I've said it before and I'll say it again...Cats are evil
Only when they want to be.
Unlike bears who are evil all the time and they have bigger claws and teeth
I've said it before and I'll say it again...Cats are evil
It actually looks like the guy strangling the cat is the psycho, the cats expression is "wow, this guys a psycho"
Goodnight
When you wake up tomorrow, we might not have exited page 7777 if you're very lucky
Coldest morning for a while, only 4c, was a brisk dog walk morning. And that was after unplugging the wife's desktop so I can take for a new power supply because it keeps doing random shutdowns. Then plugging in her laptop which hasn't been used since she got back from America despite me requesting her to use every couple of weeks so there were about a billion windows updates and a bios update. At some point today I will get a win.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Just proof that you ain't
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Well duh.... never said bears weren't......
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Yes and Weird Al is a great composer
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Strangling.... his hands are not on the cats throat..... hardly strangling.....
Winning by studying a topic much in the news and concluding that some contest challenges just would show how inferior we all are compared to other creatures
www.smithsonianmag.com
Blue whale penises range between eight and ten feet, with a foot-long diameter. Each of its testes along can weigh up to 150 pounds and can ejaculate gallons of sperm in a single go.
Nine of the Weirdest Penises in the Animal Kingdom
A short list of some of nature’s most curious phalluses, from the echidna’s four-headed unit to the dolphin’s prehensile member
Blue whale penises range between eight and ten feet, with a foot-long diameter. Each of its testes along can weigh up to 150 pounds and can ejaculate gallons of sperm in a single go.
Reminds me of a news story I read many years ago, both gruesome and sad. It seems this lady died at home alone, and her body was not found for a number of days. She had quite a few cats, and they reportedly ate most of her.