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The last post is the WINNER!
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Beautiful sunny good morning win.
Just in case
Just a shame that cats can't read.It could have been worse. You could have been strapped to a chair and forced to listen to these:
17. “What’s a cat’s favorite TV show? Claw and Order.” – Parade.com
18. “Why did the cat wear a top hat? Beclaws he was feline sassy.” – Buzzfeed.com
19. “Why did the cat avoid eating lemons? They made him a sour-puss.” – Parade.com
20. “What do kitties like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies.” – Reddit.com
21. “What do you call it when a cat is super-stylish? Haute cat-ture.”
22. “Where do kitties always fly out of when they travel? Kitty Hawk.”
23. “What state has a lot of dogs and cats? Petsylvania.”
24. “Where does a kitty go when it loses its tail? The re-tail store.”
25. “What’s a cat’s favorite sport? Hairball.”
but wait there's more. Don't pay your bills now and get twice as many
26. “How did the mommy cat know she was pregnant? Her test came back pawsitive.”
27. “What do kitties quote from the movie Bridesmaids? Help me, I’m paw.”
28. “How do cats stop crimes? They call claw enforcement.”
29. “What did the sick cat say? I feel clawful.”
30. “What do you call a kitty who lives at the beach? Sandy claws.”
31. “Why did the cat get an “A” on their English assignment? They properly used an independent claws.”
38. “Why did the kitty have to go to an accountant? They lost money in a purramid scheme.”
39. “Before a cat fight, what is usually said? Hold my purrse.”
40. “What do cats look for in a significant other? A great purrsonality.”
61 Hilarious Cat Jokes | Funny Quips About Fluffy Kitties
Photo by Loan on Unsplash Cats can be funny creatures. They might come across as highly independent and sometimes mean. However, once you live with one of these furballs, the goofy parts of their personalitiesthediscerningcat.com
In the UK we have zeds, zee is only used when drunk, i zee wot yoooo meean, hic.
In the US we have win. This is what it looks like.
You can have one too, but it won't be the last one.
You can have one too, but it won't be the last one.
Special service just for @John53
How to decide what to declutter – professional organizers share their wisdom
Make whatever use of it that your good lady allows
How to decide what to declutter – professional organizers share their wisdom
Make whatever use of it that your good lady allows
May the force be with you... And me
You're cheating again........I'm the real winner.....
I do not cheat so stop gloating at your failure
One failure deserves another........I Win...
Fixed it for you
Isn't it bedtime for you?.........You look tired.....Good night.....
Nice of you to care. I am in bed but not yet read for sleep.
I'm not in bed but I should be......Sleep well when you do decide it's time.....I'm out of here.....Good night.
Goodnight
Are @Stonetree and @ChristineM the new Laurel and Hardy, @Revoltingest and @Wu Wei ? The upstream exchange points that way.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
how MANY time must I TELL YOU!!!!! stop taking my name in vain...besides... @Revoltingest and you are the new Odd Couple....Felix & Oscar