The last post is the WINNER!

[Wu Wei]

Use to have software, on one of my old computers, that tracked all log in attempts. I once watched a battle going on for MY PC between North Korea and Central America. Then all of a sudden my mouse started to move on its own, so I went to my security software to put an end to this. That was when I realized I had forgotten to password protect my security software and whomever got my PC (Central America or North Korea) had password protected me out of it.

So, disconnect from network, shut down repartition and reformat the Hard Drive and reinstall everything...then password protect my security software and I was back in business... I would occasionally get a pop up of a log in attempt, but no one took my PC again after than

 

[Stevicus]

Use to have software, on one of my old computers, that tracked all log in attempts. I once watched a battle going on for MY PC between North Korea and Central America. Then all of a sudden my mouse started to move on its own, so I went to my security software to put an end to this. That was when I realized I had forgotten to password protect my security software and whomever got my PC (Central America or North Korea) had password protected me out of it.

So, disconnect from network, shut down repartition and reformat the Hard Drive and reinstall everything...then password protect my security software and I was back in business... I would occasionally get a pop up of a log in attempt, but no one took my PC again after than

Kim Jong Un must have been trying to find your hidden cache of pick-a-nick baskets.

 

[ChristineM]

Clearly a Brit who post BREXIT chooses to live in France is suspicious to a certain American spook agency or maybe someone pretending to be them.

We chose to live in france long time before Brexit was even thought of

 

[Wu Wei]

Kim Jong Un must have been trying to find your hidden cache of pick-a-nick baskets.

Nooo...it was Kim Jong Il back then...he was a known pick-a-nick basket thief...bears everywhere hated him

 

[sun rise]

We chose to live in france long time before Brexit was even thought of

A serious answer in a joke thread - 2 demerits.

 

[sun rise]

Nooo...it was Kim Jong Il back then...he was a known pick-a-nick basket thief...bears everywhere hated him

The current Kim seems to have a monopoly on all the DPRK baskets he wants and he wants a lot of them

 

[Wu Wei]

The current Kim seems to have a monopoly on all the DPRK baskets he wants and he wants a lot of them

Yeah. but there all old gross broken and full of kimchee

 

[ChristineM]

A serious answer in a joke thread - 2 demerits.

You brought up Brexit in a joke thread, that is no joke.

 

[Wu Wei]

You brought up Brexit in a joke, that is no joke.

well, it could be..... it all depends on your POV

 

[ChristineM]

well, it could be..... it all depends on your POV

Its ****ed britain, made it a 3rd world country. People who think that a good thing need their bumps examining

 

[Wu Wei]

Its ****ed britain, made it a 3rd world country. People who think that a good thing need their bumps examining

No one is saying it is a good thing, I most certainly am not saying that....I am saying depending on your point of view..it can be looked as as a joke.... and not all jokes are funny

 

[ChristineM]

No one is saying it is a good thing, I most certainly am not saying that....I am saying depending on your point of view..it can be looked as as a joke.... and not all jokes are funny

Ahh you mean funny sick, not funny haha

 

[Wu Wei]

You just don't hear chucklehead used much these days... and considering the folks running the nation today...I find that rather surprising..... since they are a bunch of chuckleheads

 

[ChristineM]

You just don't hear chucklehead used much these days... and considering the folks running the nation today...I find that rather surprising..... since they are a bunch of chuckleheads

Same for the UK. Only I'd use a stronger word that ends in heads

 

[sun rise]

Ahh you mean funny sick, not funny haha

Yes, a very bad joke.

 

[sun rise]

You just don't hear chucklehead used much these days... and considering the folks running the nation today...I find that rather surprising..... since they are a bunch of chuckleheads

I had to look chucklehead up. Sadly, that's much too mild an insult.

idiot	imbecile
dolt	dullard
simpleton	doofus
dork	moron
oaf	dunce

 

[ChristineM]

Yes, a very bad joke.

You have no idea how bad

 

[sun rise]

Something different

 

[ChristineM]

Today it rained big time. rivers of water were running down the streets.

4 out of 5 of out cats have long fur. The little one was caught out in it and came home soaked and bedraggled. She was very not happy. She dried out to cause raucous laughter all round, it looked like she's just got out of the tumble dryer. Again she was not happy ;-)


Beddy byes time, bonne nuit.

 

[Stevicus]

Its ****ed britain, made it a 3rd world country. People who think that a good thing need their bumps examining

Well, sometimes, British humor can be a bit macabre. Gallows humor, so to speak.