The last post is the WINNER!

[sun rise]

Fish and chip shop is closed for renovations wahhhhhhh

You realize of course that sentence calls for so far unwritten puns.

 

[Daemon Sophic]

Me

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The rest of you....

 

[John53]

You realize of course that sentence calls for so far unwritten puns.

Surely no one would jest about a problem as serious as that. I had to go into a shopping center food court risking food poisoning and covid.

 

[John53]

I've done everything she wanted me to do and I've still got 90 or so of waiting in 35c heat to go.

 

[sun rise]

Surely no one would jest about a problem as serious as that. I had to go into a shopping center food court risking food poisoning and covid.

If I talked about something finny would I chip away at scaling the heights?

 

[Stevicus]

It's going to be cold tomorrow morning. It'll get down to 59°F (15°C).

 

[John53]

So I just got questioned by the cops for the crime of sitting in a park by the water with a camera.

 

[Wu Wei]

It's going to be cold tomorrow morning. It'll get down to 59°F (15°C).

our high tomorrow will not get that warm.... tomorrow morning 30 with a high of 48

 

[JustGeorge]

So I just got questioned by the cops for the crime of sitting in a park by the water with a camera.

Someone once called the cops on me for suspected prostitution while I was waiting at the corner... for a bus.

 

[Subduction Zone]

 

[Subduction Zone]

So I just got questioned by the cops for the crime of sitting in a park by the water with a camera.

Sounds legit. Those young birds that you take pictures of have to be underage.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Someone once called the cops on me for suspected prostitution while I was waiting at the corner... for a bus.

Wow! The same thing happened to me once...!!!

 

[Stevicus]

So I just got questioned by the cops for the crime of sitting in a park by the water with a camera.

I hope your papers were in order.

 

[Subduction Zone]

 

[JustGeorge]

Wow! The same thing happened to me once...!!!

I'm the one who called. Right as I stood next to you.

 

[John53]

Someone once called the cops on me for suspected prostitution while I was waiting at the corner... for a bus.

I'd take that as a compliment.

What I don't understand is, there was no one else in the park. It must have been someone in one of the houses around the park who called.

 

[sun rise]

We all win by not being like the mentally junior high Senators and Congresscritters.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

That's the only appropriate response when one meets the Holy Cardinal of Rock n Roll. It also helps to approach his Most Great Awesomeness wearing his Mark.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Someone once called the cops on me for suspected prostitution while I was waiting at the corner... for a bus.

Maybe you need to carry a "not as much fun as I look" sign.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I win watching Todd McFarlane's Spawn. It's a distinction that must be made as it doesn't suck like the movie, and there can probably be no better voice for Spawn than Keith David.