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Today will be up into the 70s and sunny. A good day to spend Saturday in the park.
Of course, this is the time of year for the annual rodeo, and also the gem and mineral show. Plus all the snowbirds. The traffic is terrible, and the roads are in substandard condition. I noticed quite a few accidents yesterday. Tucson drivers are bad enough, but when all the bad drivers from many other states (and Mexico and Canada) come here, it can seem like a demolition derby.
Fortunately, I'm such a skilled, excellent driver that not even Mad Max or the Humongous could keep up with me.
Of course, this is the time of year for the annual rodeo, and also the gem and mineral show. Plus all the snowbirds. The traffic is terrible, and the roads are in substandard condition. I noticed quite a few accidents yesterday. Tucson drivers are bad enough, but when all the bad drivers from many other states (and Mexico and Canada) come here, it can seem like a demolition derby.
Fortunately, I'm such a skilled, excellent driver that not even Mad Max or the Humongous could keep up with me.
several hours later, but so am I
I'm having a diet Mountain Dew.
From where?
Valentina, Italian porn star says that Italians obsessively and restlessly talk about sex because they have it very rarely.
The opposite of the average American...I mean...they never speak of sex, because they have it frequently
The opposite of the average American...I mean...they never speak of sex, because they have it frequently
They just don't talk about it on TV.Valentina, Italian porn star says that Italians obsessively and restlessly talk about sex because they have it very rarely.
The opposite of the average American...I mean...they never speak of sex, because they have it frequently
They talk about it everywhere else.
Its good for when the server lags.
American women are lucky: American men it's: less bragging, more bed action!
You really oughta visit the US...American women are lucky: American men it's: less bragging, more bed action!
American men bragging about events that didn't happen is legendary.
I will.
But I still have in mind that scene of Clinton saying: I didn't have sex with that woman.
Berlusconi would have said: I did have sex with that woman. She enjoyed it.
And after that, a big round of applause. LOL
The guy next door(in this case, it was literal)and I were best friends growing up. However, he moved away, and we lost touch(his family was very poor; no phones).
I met up with him in high school. I was overjoyed to see him, but he behaved rather awkwardly towards me. Hurt my feelings, but I moved along...
Until other kids started telling me that he was claiming that I took his virginity. Rather than being angry, I let them know "Wow! That's so sweet. I'm honored he chose me. But let him know that it has to be more than him and his imagination to count." That got a lot of laughs, and that rumor was immediately ended.
Turn out the sun. That'll confuse them.