The last post is the WINNER!

[Wu Wei]

When she was in her early 20s....I'd hit that.
But only with Mrs Revolt's permission.
How many bags would you think?

pervert....sick disgusting tasteless pervert actually

 

[Wirey]

I'm trying to grow a beard. It's going great! My coworkers have started saving their pop cans for me, and my new nickname is "Dumpster Jim".

 

[sun rise]

Driving to get your steps is cheating

I was about 5 years old give or take a few years when my toy car was foot powered.

 

[Wu Wei]

an after lunch and before doctor's appointment win

 

[sun rise]

 

[John53]

I was about 5 years old give or take a few years when my toy car was foot powered.

Barney? Fred?

 

[John53]

Good morning.

 

[John53]

 

[sun rise]

Barney? Fred?

Yabba dabba do

 

[Stonetree]

Yabba dabba do

Are you trying to improve your vocabulary?

 

[Stonetree]

Why aren't the Australians contributing their share toward the RF defense fund?

 

[John53]

Why aren't the Australians contributing their share toward the RF defense fund?

Spent all our money not buying submarines off the French.

 

[JustGeorge]

I'm trying to grow a beard. It's going great! My coworkers have started saving their pop cans for me, and my new nickname is "Dumpster Jim".

wow! You're living my dream!

 

[Wirey]

Scrotum completely rhymes with totem. There's a filthy limerick in there somewhere.

 

[sun rise]

Are you trying to improve your vocabulary?

 

[Wu Wei]

HEY!!! I win... I don't have an ear infection..... I simply have a sinus infection so bad it is making my ear drums swell up

 

[Stonetree]

HEY!!! I win... I don't have an ear infection..... I simply have a sinus infection so bad it is making my ear drums swell up

You always have all the fun..!

 

[sun rise]

HEY!!! I win... I don't have an ear infection..... I simply have a sinus infection so bad it is making my ear drums swell up

Congratulations on not being as sick as you thought you were.

 

[Wirey]

My skill as a painter of landscapes leaves much to be desired. Apparently, you're not supposed to actually paint the landscape. Everyone knows I drink, I need concise directions.

 

[ChristineM]

HEY!!! I win... I don't have an ear infection..... I simply have a sinus infection so bad it is making my ear drums swell up

Well thats better than you thought. You have all the luck