The last post is the WINNER!

[ChristineM]

Goodnight win

 

[John53]

I have to take the dog for a hairdo today, at least it's only an hour of sitting around.

 

[John53]

 

[sun rise]

Dog just rolled in a long dead possum. I had to hose maggots off her

Better that than eating and then rolling in a fresh cow patty.

 

[Kathryn]

Dog just rolled in a long dead possum. I had to hose maggots off her

I think you win. No one has lived until they hose maggots off a dog.

 

[Kathryn]

My grandmother used to drink a bottle of Mackeson per day, she said it kept her alive. Right or writing she died age 93

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Hey, I drink a bottle of wine every day - does that count? LOL

 

[sun rise]

Catching up after a day doing things, I see it's time for

 

[JustGeorge]

I have to take the dog for a hairdo today, at least it's only an hour of sitting around.

And here I thought you'd have a break from hair appointments...

 

[sun rise]

And here I thought you'd have a break from hair appointments...

Some people are attracted to hairy situations.

 

[Stevicus]

Some of that is a very bad thing. Executing the intellectually disabled especially is beyond appalling. Nor is it admirable it had to be dragged back into the Union because it wanted to keep slaves. Texas is why Junetteenth exists as it does, afterall. That's nothing to be proud of.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

In Indianapolis there was a bank, liquor store and gun store all occupying the same mini strip mall thingy whatever they're called (they was they only three in that thingy).

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

In Indianapolis they're was a bank, liquor store and gun store all occupying the same mini strip mall thingy whatever they're called (they was they only three in that thingy).

I'd say the meme fits Missouri too - except add a part at the beginning where they get mad over the pronunciation of the state.

 

[John53]

I'd say the meme fits Missouri too - expect add a part at the beginning where they get mad over the pronunciation of the state.

@Dan From Smithville is a Missourian. All the vowels make them insane.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

@Dan From Smithville is a Missourian. All the vowels make them insane.

With a vowel movement like that, you'd be insane too. And it is Mizzuree and not Mizzurah like some people call it. That just drives me even deeper into the warren of my insanability. It has gotten so bad, I'm making up words.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I'd say the meme fits Missouri too - except add a part at the beginning where they get mad over the pronunciation of the state.

The only thing we're missing is a drive up window at the liquor store where you can get a big gulp margarita or daiquiri. I hear you have to go as far south as Louisiana to find one of them.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Some people are attracted to hairy situations.

Yeah, there are a lot of dog lovers out there.

 

[John53]

With a vowel movement like that, you'd be insane too. And it is Mizzuree and not Mizzurah like some people call it. That just drives me even deeper into the warren of my insanability. It has gotten so bad, I'm making up words.

I thought Les Missouri was a musical

 

[Dan From Smithville]

@ChristineM I found a local global food store that sells Yorkshire black tea. They also sell Turkish Delight and lots of other interesting foods that are international in reference to the US.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I thought Les Missouri was a musical

I don't have a good comeback for that. I'll have to get back to you on that.

 

[John53]

I don't have a good comeback for that. I'll have to get back to you on that.

I'll be waiting with my zweihander within easy reach.