The last post is the WINNER!

[John53]

They should be.

I put on an act which included fake tears to de-escalate a situation with the lad...

I pretended to be just as torn up about the ancient truck in garage not working as he is.

If he thinks other people care about what he's concerned about, he'll be reasonable. Otherwise, he has a fit trying to show you how affected he is.

It worked, but that's too much energy.

That's nothing. I spoke to 3 different people while walking the dog and pretended to be interested in whatever it was they were telling me.

 

[JustGeorge]

That's nothing. I spoke to 3 different people while walking the dog and pretended to be interested in whatever it was they were telling me.

Why'd you do a thing like that?

 

[John53]

Why'd you do a thing like that?

I slept good and was in a jaunty mood.

 

[sun rise]

They should be.

I put on an act which included fake tears to de-escalate a situation with the lad...

I pretended to be just as torn up about the ancient truck in garage not working as he is.

If he thinks other people care about what he's concerned about, he'll be reasonable. Otherwise, he has a fit trying to show you how affected he is.

It worked, but that's too much energy.

And you're seriously underpaid for a Hollywood level performance.

 

[John53]

 

[John53]

 

[Wu Wei]

Lil Grey Banana

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[ChristineM]

pervert

Good job i wasn't asked last night.

 

[Wu Wei]

Might I suggest Shakespeare you dried neat's-tongue, you stock-fish.

Want more, you "three-inch fool". You are "pigeon-liver'd"

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Confusion now hath made his masterpiece!
Thou art a very ragged Wart.
What, you egg! Young fry of treachery!
I scorn you, scurvy companion. What, you poor, base, rascally, cheating, lack-linen mate! Away, you moldy rogue, away!

 

[Wu Wei]

Good job i wasn't asked last night.

 

[Stonetree]

Where oh where did my little brain go.?......where oh where can it . ?

 

[ChristineM]

Where oh where did my little brain go.?......where oh where can it . ?

Whut!!!

 

[John53]

Whut!!!

Just the wind rustling a few branches.

 

[JustGeorge]

And you're seriously underpaid for a Hollywood level performance.

Underpaid is right...

Sam needs to have a discussion with his boss. Employees deserve to be paid in a timely manner. Not have the check have insufficient funds, and have to wait all day for her to fix it(not the first time, though the first time its affected him).

He wants me to 'sit in' on this discussion. (What this means is he hides behind me while I do all the talking.)

I will do it, but I will charge for that performance.

 

[sun rise]

I will do it, but I will charge for that performance.

One pound of flesh as the ante.

 

[ChristineM]

Goodnight win to all you beautiful people.

 

[Kathryn]

I am going to a local wine bar with some friends, as usual on Friday night, and so I feel like I am winning. Maybe I am!

 

[Kathryn]

Goodnight to all you beautiful people.

Good night, my beautiful friend.

 

[JustGeorge]

One pound of flesh as the ante.

Ice cream sounds more appetizing.

 

[Kathryn]

Ice cream sounds more appetizing.

Ice cream almost always sounds more appetizing. Than anything else.