Shoulda got yourself one of us ugly blokes. We're easier to train.
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Shoulda got yourself one of us ugly blokes. We're easier to train.
The dog is cold and wants to cuddle up.
That dog wants a yank to take it home....
Its my own damned fault...
I'd told the friend that introduced us that I wasn't seeking tall, dark and handsome. I wanted young, dumb, and clumsy.
That's what I got.
The pretty's just a bonus feature.
That's an awfully big word to spell out.
I majored in spelling...
Because it would come in handy when the internet was invented?
Now, you're insulting the whole internet.....I don't understand dog owners...
I have to get off of this site and finish my tax forms.....or they put me in a cell next to Trump....
They should save a punishment like that for the worst of the worst...
That's nothing, I'm hungry and don't want to get out of bed because it's cold.
Have the dog bring you something.
I can't because I feel guilty that I got her clipped yesterday and she's shivering
Maybe you oughta put her in the warm bed, and go and get her something to eat.
Oh!
She was in bed and still is but hunger drove me out. I'm up and making boiled eggs.
Wrong time of year so you should feel guilty, poot thing, naked in this (Australian) weather
Make one for me, too. I'm hungry, but Ares has dragged me outside.