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The last post is the WINNER!

Dan From Smithville

The Flying Elvises, Utah Chapter
Staff member
Premium Member
Tell him to get me another souvenir.

And not another husband.

That's what I picked up last time I bought a vacation souvenir. I'm not sure I could handle two. Maybe in my younger years, but now I'm running out of energy...
That's too bad. Ivor was interested in finding and American woman for emailing and matrimony. His hobbies are shaving animals and golf.
 

JustGeorge

Imperfect
Staff member
Premium Member
A childhood friend drove by me earlier. Turned around, and came back to say hi.

He swore at people driving. We exchanged rude jokes at the expense of others.

He hasn't changed at all! That's great!
 

Dan From Smithville

The Flying Elvises, Utah Chapter
Staff member
Premium Member
A childhood friend drove by me earlier. Turned around, and came back to say hi.

He swore at people driving. We exchanged rude jokes at the expense of others.

He hasn't changed at all! That's great!
I swear at people while driving and tell rude jokes to myself that are at the expense of others.

Mostly, though I keep getting woken up by the screams from the back seat. How rude.
 

Dan From Smithville

The Flying Elvises, Utah Chapter
Staff member
Premium Member
You have more ambition than me...

Those threads look like they take a lot of effort.
They are a lot of effort. It is very frustrating to explain things to others that aren't really interested, don't understand and are going to reject anything you post without review while claiming they fully understand. And then ask you again. And again. And again.

I have post waiting for "post reply", but I've not done it yet. I just don't know if have a game of chess in me. I think maybe Joshua was correct and the winning move is not to play the game. But deep down, I want to play.

It's a paradox.
 

John53

I go leaps and bounds
Premium Member
They are a lot of effort. It is very frustrating to explain things to others that aren't really interested, don't understand and are going to reject anything you post without review while claiming they fully understand. And then ask you again. And again. And again.

I have post waiting for "post reply", but I've not done it yet. I just don't know if have a game of chess in me. I think maybe Joshua was correct and the winning move is not to play the game. But deep down, I want to play.

It's a paradox.

Do it! You deserve misery after abandoning me.
 

JustGeorge

Imperfect
Staff member
Premium Member
They are a lot of effort. It is very frustrating to explain things to others that aren't really interested, don't understand and are going to reject anything you post without review while claiming they fully understand. And then ask you again. And again. And again.

I have post waiting for "post reply", but I've not done it yet. I just don't know if have a game of chess in me. I think maybe Joshua was correct and the winning move is not to play the game. But deep down, I want to play.

It's a paradox.
So...

You enjoy explaining things to people that don't care what you have to say, and are going to argue with you, no matter how much logic you put forth...

Would you like to spend a few weeks with my family?
 
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