The last post is the WINNER!

[Stevicus]

School's Out

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I used to sport a mullet back in the day but my head decided to evict all the hair.

I had one of those before I even knew what it was. A head I mean. Mullet too.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I know Baozi.... and I am pretty sure... based on that post.... you don't

Ok. I didn't know Baozi. Now I know a little more.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

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I don't trust that little dude in the red. He's up to something. Something no good would come from.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

It's possible I'll still in my body then - at age 93 maybe I'll get a grand, cosmic sendoff.

Is that dog years or regular years?

 

[John53]

I had one of those before I even knew what it was. A head I mean. Mullet too.

You were a head of your time.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

No cure for that

Not yet. I'm hopeful.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

You were a head of your time.

Or slow to pick up on General Custer. He may have sported the first mullet. Didn't do him too much good though.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

On second thought... maybe its the kids.

Ares played tennis in the park for awhile(well, hit a ball with a racket and wandered). Then he randomly threw some keys at me, dropped his drawers, and tried to climb on the top of the car(pantless), while laughing and growling nonsense.

Yudhi had a cow from inside the car, because he realized Ares's fit was risking his Subway trip tomorrow.

I believe the guy across the street from the park popped popcorn to watch the drama unfold.

You must be an incredibly patient person. Does Ares know how lucky he is?

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Doesn't seem fair to me, I get arrested when I try and climb on cars pantless.

You have to do it with Flair!

 

[Dan From Smithville]

What color bucket?

Home Depot orange, since they're plastic and won't hurt as much as metal.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Those are the buckets I earmark so Sam can't put cleaner or car **** in them.

The chemicals make them unsuitable to cart aquarium water in. (I've got a few aquariums.)

I have wine jars full of the heads of my enemies. It may not be a popular hobby, but I'll never have to worry about them being stolen.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Fosters is our way of exporting sewer water to America

That's a bit harsh.

I heard somewhere that it was Australian for beer.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Beer is bad for canis dingo

I was thinking they were more of a tequila fan. That seems like the drink a canine from and arid climate would take to.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

That's a bit harsh.

I heard somewhere that it was Australian for beer.

In the same sort of way that 'Bud Light" stands for American beer...

 

[John53]

You have to do it with Flair!

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Nope.

Started out with a storm waking a certain someone. He laid there for about half an hour, and then started in with the crap he says that makes no sense but means he's looking for a fight. "Flavor on the wall." "Slob you in Chinese." etc, etc I could tell things were going to rapidly de-escalate, so downstairs he went. Spent another half hour dealing with manic behavior, and his sedative kicks in, he eats a bunch of chips, and is nodding out again.

Not acceptable for 5am.

Sorry to hear that. If it helps, I was doing the work of three people today and not nearly so well as one can do their own share in the same time.

Did get free Bandanas BBQ. So, it didn't really suck as bad as your day.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

so now they should

That Grizzly Gator almost looks like it should be a real animal. Ray Comfort already thinks they're real.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

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That wasn't the Flair I was thinking of, but that should work.