Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
I use to make calligraphy signs, and I had a friend that was getting solicitors all the time, no matter what sign he put up they'd ring his bell. He asked me to make him a sign, told me what to put on it. I made the sign he asked for.... and it worked... no more solicitors...
The sign said "Please do not let the children pet or play with the snakes"