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The last post is the WINNER!

John53

I go leaps and bounds
Premium Member
With bloodshot eyes and bleedin' hands
I put my new suit in the cleaners again
I took the first bus
I didn't look back
Lungs long blowin' like a smokestack
Hair fallin' out as the wind blows through it
My horse ran second
Just like I knew it would
Overflowin' ashtray
Yeah
Oh yeah
Then the officer said
You better get a lawyer, son
You better get a real good one
 

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
I had a walk around the Sunday market.

The local bee keeper moves his hives around to where the pollen is good.
He usually has 4 or 5 very different honeys from pale spring or summer meadow flowers to mountains to deep brown forest honeys.

Today he had chestnut honey. Stronger honey flavour than forest honey with a chestnut aftertaste.

It's definitely a winner
 

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
My coffee has a distinct undertone of fermented butt, so it might be intoxicating. Or cheap.


ew-gross.gif
 

Dan From Smithville

The Flying Elvises, Utah Chapter
Staff member
Premium Member
2.7c when I walked the mutt
32C this morning when I weeded in the tomatoes and peppers.
My coffee has a distinct undertone of fermented butt, so it might be intoxicating. Or cheap.
Uh...I do...eh.

And not just butt, but fermented butt. One step better?

All right, RF is acting up again. It's probably the fermented butt coffee.
 

Dan From Smithville

The Flying Elvises, Utah Chapter
Staff member
Premium Member
Coffee isn't working. Maybe I'll go back to bed. Good thing it's Sunday.
I had a comment, but it was a downer and not worthy.

Dang right! It's Sunday and what nothing was done yesterday can be done again today!

I've got my wheel barrow and I'm storming the castle.
 
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