The last post is the WINNER!

[Kathryn]

OK for real, y'all. I think that really is a German toilet because I swear, you could go into the ER with a clearly broken arm, and they'd still give you an enema first off. Like before the X rays. FIRST. Because they definitely believe in looking at poop. See that little shelf? It's for poop and you should probably look at yours.

 

[Kathryn]

And boring has its pluses I might add.

 

[sun rise]

Winning with no examination table for poop and no broken arms.

 

[sun rise]

I'll win again by providing one and all with the Bristol stool classification chart for your viewing pleasure. Maybe we need a thread with people voting 1-7 for their most recent scientific sample?

 

[ChristineM]

I'll win again by providing one and all with the Bristol stool classification chart for your viewing pleasure. Maybe we need a thread with people voting 1-7 for their most recent scientific sample?

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So what does each mean for health?

 

[sun rise]

So what does each mean for health?

1 is bad constipation, 7 is bad diarrhea. The main use I see for that chart is to amaze your doc by using the number from the chart. The other use is to win a thread on RF.

 

[John53]

Good morning, poop free day so far but it's only 4.30am.

 

[ChristineM]

Good morning, poop free day so far but it's only 4.30am.

Plenty of time yet. Let us know what number you are...

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Plenty of time yet. Let us know what number you are...

No...please don't...

 

[sun rise]

Post lunch win

 

[ChristineM]

Post lunch win

Why are you posting your lunch?

 

[sun rise]

Why are you posting your lunch?

My win had to be post haste.

 

[Stonetree]

Good morning, poop free day so far but it's only 4.30am.

Hey, John of the Underworld....

 

[ChristineM]

My win had to be post haste.

That quick eh?

And like a puff of smoke gone just s quickly

 

[sun rise]

That quick eh?

And like a puff of smoke gone just s quickly

My last puff of smoke was decades ago.

 

[ChristineM]

My last puff of smoke was decades ago.

And for decades i win

 

[John53]

My last puff of smoke was decades ago.

TMI

 

[sun rise]

And for decades i win

I started winning before you joined RF and I continue to win.

 

[ChristineM]

I started winning before you joined RF and I continue to win.

Ahh bringing age into it is cheat

 

[ChristineM]

I now i reckon i am about to get some winnings beauty sleep,