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The last post is the WINNER!

Dan From Smithville

The Flying Elvises, Utah Chapter
Staff member
Premium Member
Not for me but Karen is in danger from my punching and kicking.
I was roused from sleep one night from an elbow right in my eye. My ex had turned in bed and in doing so jammed right in the eye. Never even woke up. I just went back to sleep myself.

Still, a heck of a thing to wake you up.
 

Dan From Smithville

The Flying Elvises, Utah Chapter
Staff member
Premium Member
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I'd hate to have to fill that water bowl.
 

Dan From Smithville

The Flying Elvises, Utah Chapter
Staff member
Premium Member
Well, good night everybody. Time for me to start thinking about not thinking. Dream a little dream. Surf the fringes of the subconscious.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
I was roused from sleep one night from an elbow right in my eye. My ex had turned in bed and in doing so jammed right in the eye. Never even woke up. I just went back to sleep myself.

Still, a heck of a thing to wake you up.
my wife hit me in the head one night while she was sleeping.....she CLAIMS to have been asleep at the time......
 

John53

I go leaps and bounds
Premium Member
I can't do that
'cause my wife will kill me
I can't say that
'cause my wife will kill me
I can't even think back
'cause my wife will kill me
 
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