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The concert was ok ish. They could all play well, playing together was difficult for them play together
Edit. The missing text from the original is in bold. I have no idea what happened there.
The concert was ok ish. They could all play well, playing together was difficult for them play together
Edit. The missing text from the original is in bold. I have no idea what happened there.
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Fortunately for me, I'm well practiced in the art of going to sleep.
Maybe they had a Vegas bomb?
What's wrong with brown m&ms? I was snacking on m&ms on Friday evening. Including brown ones... Now I'm concerned.
I forgot to format the card after my road trip many months ago and it was trying to read 844 photos. So an old man issue. Also depressing I haven't used my camera since march
Fixed my previous post
Prove it
Pop back and take a shuftie. You will prove it with your own two peepers. Can't get better than that.
Thank you.
Here is the joke…
For a long time, Dustin was wealthy and had property to be envied. Unfortunately, its stupidity led to it losing all of its wealth and property. Consequently, Dustin had to do something to get back on its feet. Thankfully, the city zoo hired it.
On its first day of work at the zoo, Dustin was shown all of the animals. When it was shown a lonely and sad looking gorilla, the head zookeeper explained to Dustin that the gorilla, a female gorilla named Layla, can only be cheered up if she gets to make love with someone. Then, the head zookeeper cleared his throat, looked nervously at Dustin, and said, ‘The thing is… none of the other gorillas are interested in her, and the other zoo workers are not willing. You think maybe you could approach Layla, do some foreplay, and let nature take its course?’
Utterly shocked, Dustin replied, ‘No way! Not happening!’
In response, the head zookeeper gently explained, ‘Please understand that Layla is quite lonely and would like nothing more than to make love. It would make her truly happy.’
After Dustin protested again, the head zookeeper asked, ‘Would you do it for $3000?’
Dustin turned down the offer and eagerly continued with his training.
The next day, when Dustin came to work, it approached the head zookeeper and said, ‘Ok, I have thought about your offer from yesterday. I will approach Layla, do some foreplay, and make love to her. But, listen here, I will only do it under three conditions. One, you absolutely must not mention it to anybody. Two, it must occur in an area away from human eyes. Three, you must give me a couple of months to come up with that $3000.’
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I heard the joke above from a friend in Australia from the past.
Sorry for taking so long to reply. I had fallen asleep while typing it on my phone in bed.
On its first day of work at the zoo, Dustin was shown all of the animals. When it was shown a lonely and sad looking gorilla, the head zookeeper explained to Dustin that the gorilla, a female gorilla named Layla, can only be cheered up if she gets to make love with someone. Then, the head zookeeper cleared his throat, looked nervously at Dustin, and said, ‘The thing is… none of the other gorillas are interested in her, and the other zoo workers are not willing. You think maybe you could approach Layla, do some foreplay, and let nature take its course?’
Utterly shocked, Dustin replied, ‘No way! Not happening!’
In response, the head zookeeper gently explained, ‘Please understand that Layla is quite lonely and would like nothing more than to make love. It would make her truly happy.’
After Dustin protested again, the head zookeeper asked, ‘Would you do it for $3000?’
Dustin turned down the offer and eagerly continued with his training.
The next day, when Dustin came to work, it approached the head zookeeper and said, ‘Ok, I have thought about your offer from yesterday. I will approach Layla, do some foreplay, and make love to her. But, listen here, I will only do it under three conditions. One, you absolutely must not mention it to anybody. Two, it must occur in an area away from human eyes. Three, you must give me a couple of months to come up with that $3000.’
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I heard the joke above from a friend in Australia from the past.
Sorry for taking so long to reply. I had fallen asleep while typing it on my phone in bed.
Do you think
Do you think the offer is still good.......and where is the zoo?Thank you.
Here is the joke…
For a long time, Dustin was wealthy and had property to be envied. Unfortunately, its stupidity led to it losing all of its wealth and property. Consequently, Dustin had to do something to get back on its feet. Thankfully, the city zoo hired it.
On its first day of work at the zoo, Dustin was shown all of the animals. When it was shown a lonely and sad looking gorilla, the head zookeeper explained to Dustin that the gorilla, a female gorilla named Layla, can only be cheered up if she gets to make love with someone. Then, the head zookeeper cleared his throat, looked nervously at Dustin, and said, ‘The thing is… none of the other gorillas are interested in her, and the other zoo workers are not willing. You think maybe you could approach Layla, do some foreplay, and let nature take its course?’
Utterly shocked, Dustin replied, ‘No way! Not happening!’
In response, the head zookeeper gently explained, ‘Please understand that Layla is quite lonely and would like nothing more than to make love. It would make her truly happy.’
After Dustin protested again, the head zookeeper asked, ‘Would you do it for $3000?’
Dustin turned down the offer and eagerly continued with his training.
The next day, when Dustin came to work, it approached the head zookeeper and said, ‘Ok, I have thought about your offer from yesterday. I will approach Layla, do some foreplay, and make love to her. But, listen here, I will only do it under three conditions. One, you absolutely must not mention it to anybody. Two, it must occur in an area away from human eyes. Three, you must give me a couple of months to come up with that $3000.’
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I heard the joke above from a friend in Australia from the past.
Sorry for taking so long to reply. I had fallen asleep while typing it on my phone in bed.
Making notes..
Pervert
And tonight's offering is a local orchestra who go by the name Bandazik. I've seen them around a few times. They are noisy, they are fun.
Nothing. It is a reference to a contract clause by the band Van Halen. They included the clause to use as an indicator for how well their contracts were read. If there were brown M&M's at their hotel, then it indicated that the management at a particular venue may not have paid any attention to the details of the contract which included several important and critical points about stage set up.
I see.
Still can't find where I stored my camera. I pulled one of my mother's tricks of making the location so obscure, even I can't remember.
That's a lot of pictures.
That will do it. I suspect it promotes the playing, but inhibits the performance.