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The last post is the WINNER!

JustGeorge

Imperfect
Staff member
Premium Member
Are the cookies a source of your wizardly powers? Are you channeling your grumpy into being like this image?

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Maybe the cookies are...

Maybe it was @Wu Wei who put me on this quest, and I wasn't aware...

In the meantime, I'll turn Sam into a chicken.
 

Kathryn

It was on fire when I laid down on it.
John Cleese wrote Fawlty towers, there were 3 people wrote Allo Allo, can't remember their names but it weren't john cleese

It was written by David Croft and Jeremy Lloyd according to my sources. They also wrote Dad’s Army, Are You Being Served? (1972-85), It Ain’t Half Hot Mum (1974-81) and Hi-de-Hi! (1980-88).
You are sort of right though - John Cleese and Connie Booth wrote Fawlty Towers.
 
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Kathryn

It was on fire when I laid down on it.
I am always posting videos of chickens and various chicken breeds and sending them to my daughter.
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
I am always posting videos of chickens and various chicken breeds and sending them to my daughter.
Since we're all kids here:

* What did the chicken do when the traffic light turned green?
– Egg-celerated!​
* How do chickens wake up in the morning?
– With an alarm cluck!​
* How do chickens get away in a hurry?
– They scramble away!​
* Why did the chicken cross the playground?
– To get to the other slide!​
* What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow?
– Roost beef!​
* Why do hens lay eggs?
– If they dropped them, they’d break!​
* Why did the chicken join the band?
– She had the drumsticks!​
* Why did the rooster cross the road?
– To cock-a-doodle do something!​
* What happened when the chicken ate gun powder?
– She eggs-ploded!​
* What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
– Foul weather!​
* What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
– An egg-roll!​
* Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
– Because talk is cheep!​
 
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