Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
I went to a professional hockey game, one time. ONE TIME. It was so crazy. There was a mother and son duo sitting in front of us (my husband and I). I thought they were actually joking because they were screaming crazy things like "Your mother wears combat boots!" and that sort of nonsense. Nothing extremely vulgar and no cussing, so there's that. But anyway, they were so distracting that finally I just turned to my husband and said "Ready to go?" "HECK YES," he said. I could have kissed him right then and there and I hope I did, though I don't remember anything other than hightailing it out of there.