The last post is the WINNER!

[Dan From Smithville]

@Dan From Smithville ,You're a successful STAFF person.
Do you like the new Democrat campaign slogan?

Harris and Walz
the Team with Four Balls

I find that sort of thing to be...

Ground-pounding, fuel-injected excitement of a 7,000 horsepower handshake with the devil.

Or a walk.

 

[Stonetree]

Do you like my alliteration?

Are you telling me to 'Get a Grip' ?

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Sorry. I'm stuck in over the top mode. That last post was rife with multiple entendre. A plethora of entendre.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Are you telling me to 'Get a Grip' ?

The same advice I gave to Steven Tyler.

 

[Revoltingest]

Are you telling me to 'Get a Grip' ?

Now I'm telling you that it's presently precipitating.

 

[Stonetree]

Now I'm telling you that it's presently precipitating.

You over estimate the talents of our members.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Now I'm telling you that it's presently precipitating.

I'm trying to find the meaning here.

Do you mean He Reigns! or rein it in?

 

[Revoltingest]

You over estimate the talents of our members.

I'm misoverestimating?

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm trying to find the meaning here.

Do you mean He Reigns! or rein it in?

I mean a brief inadequate respite from a dry spell.
Been a week since it last rained.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I mean a brief inadequate respite from a dry spell.
Been a week since it last rained.

There has been a much longer dry spell here.

 

[Stonetree]

I mean a brief inadequate respite from a dry spell.
Been a week since it last rained.

Well, Rhonda you caught my eye (caught my eye)
And I can give you lotsa reasons why
You gotta help me Rhonda
Help me get her out of my heart

 

[Revoltingest]

There has been a much longer dry spell here.

How are the carrots doing?

 

[Revoltingest]

Well, Rhonda you caught my eye (caught my eye)
And I can give you lotsa reasons why
You gotta help me Rhonda
Help me get her out of my heart

Someone recently told me she has monkey pox.
I doubted her.
Then I saw her face.
Now I'm a believer.

 

[Stonetree]

@Dan From Smithville ,
there this guy
he's a member, here
he's writing poems to me
it troubles me

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Been nearly 1,210,000 seconds since our last rain.

 

[Revoltingest]

@Dan From Smithville ,
there this guy
he's a member, here
he's writing poems to me
it troubles me

I didn't write it.
I stole it.

 

[Revoltingest]

Been nearly 1,210,000 seconds since our last rain.

Are you the guy responsible for that song in Rent?

This version is better.

 

[Stonetree]

Someone recently told me she has monkey pox.
I doubted her.
Then I saw her face.
Now I'm a believer.

… And then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer
And not a trace
Of doubt in my mind
I'm in love
I'm a believer
I couldn't leave her if I tried

 

[Kathryn]

There has been a much longer dry spell here.

My grass is dying. By the way, good morning, beautifuls!

 

[Dan From Smithville]

@Dan From Smithville ,
there this guy
he's a member, here
he's writing poems to me
it troubles me

I believe old Mr. Shakespeare knew what was in store for both your houses and no good can come of it when two members collide politically, passionately or poetically.

Ease your troubles. Have a donut.