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The last post is the WINNER!
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Since he was diagnosed he has had less of a sore head ;-)
I can read it,
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Well I can't.... oh wait...need to put my glasses on...... there...never mind...I can read it too
Can someone watch Ares so I can go get the stuff out of the dryer?
Video link?
You want to watch me get stuff out of the dryer?
I never knew I was so entertaining...
Well, you may do it differently than me...
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
oops...sorry I have been remiss..... I shall take care of this now...late I know, but better late than never
Pervert
Pervert
Pervert
It takes one to know one.
Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
TRUE STORY TIME:
My mom had a kitten and she couldn't find him. She looked and looked and looked and finally just gave up. Then she remembered the comforter in the dryer and well, he was in there too. Torn to smithereens whatever that means. My dad called me and said "I don't know what to do - your mom found her kitten, beaten to a pulp and dead in the dryer." I said, "Well, you have to go get her another kitten right away, like today, like this afternoon." I knew my mom was feeling like a terrible cat mother and that as soon as she knew she wasn't and she was preoccupied, she'd stop crying. It worked,
My mom had a kitten and she couldn't find him. She looked and looked and looked and finally just gave up. Then she remembered the comforter in the dryer and well, he was in there too. Torn to smithereens whatever that means. My dad called me and said "I don't know what to do - your mom found her kitten, beaten to a pulp and dead in the dryer." I said, "Well, you have to go get her another kitten right away, like today, like this afternoon." I knew my mom was feeling like a terrible cat mother and that as soon as she knew she wasn't and she was preoccupied, she'd stop crying. It worked,
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Another True story
A friend of mine, his wife's pet hamster. got out of its cage, his wife loved that little thing, he looked all of the youse for it, even moved furniture, but didn't find it... told his wife it escaped and left it at that..... well...he found it a few days later...while moving the furniture he crushed it...it was dead...so he skinned it and tanned the little hide... to see if he could do it..... he ended up with a little tanned hamster pelt..... he never did tell his wife.... besides...he had already bought her a new hamster...
Thanks for cheering me up....
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Wait till you read my true story.....
Does anyone have an Execution story to be the cherry on the top?
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Well...he got her a new hamster didn't he..... and as far as I know he did not kill, skin and tan the hide of that hamster...... but then...he did move to Florida when he retired....so I can't be 100% sure of that... besides he was a trained sniper...so I didn't question him much.... I always told him, he only made me nervous when I can't see him
Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
Hey, I know some people who moved to Florida from Iowa when they both retired!