There's days I think duct tape might be helpful.
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Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
Me too. I cannot manage to sleep during the day.
And for that kind of movement, I would also strongly recommend against using WD-40.
I don't know... might get things moving again, if that's a problem.
Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
Oh a nap SOUNDS fabulous but I cannot do it.
It might be too strong resulting in unfortunate scatological consequences.
Like the workman who asked to use a householders toilet.
No problem said the householder
The workman said i must tell you, i take salts...
Again the householder says no problem.
So he goes to the toilet, finishes, thanks the householder and leave to get on with his work.
About an hour later the householder needs to use the toilet, goes into the room, there is **** everywhere, up the walls, even on the ceiling.
The householder runs outside, spots the workman and calls him.
Would you mind telling me what salts you take?.
Sure says the workman, summersalts.
Storm to match the storm warning win.
But a storm could come up at any second ex nihilo.
Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
That's true. I was minding my own business a few days ago and suddenly it just started hailing!
We called them sun showers and there was no religion involved especially ones with an abusive male figure