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The last post is the WINNER!

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I was reminded of @John53 , waiting for his wife at a hair appointment.

Sam went shoe shopping.

An eternity must have passed while I sat there and waited for him...
You swapped roles. Many-a-man has spent time watching his wife pick up something, fondle the material, look at herself in the mirror and then strike terror in the man's mind by asking him whether he liked it or not.
 

Stevicus

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You needed Buddah beer!

How about some Billy Beer?

billybeer.jpg
 

JustGeorge

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You swapped roles. Many-a-man has spent time watching his wife pick up something, fondle the material, look at herself in the mirror and then strike terror in the man's mind by asking him whether he liked it or not.
We swap roles often.

How many pairs of shoes does a girl, I mean, man need?

But, its our anniversary(13 years), so he had to have something pretty.

I got a bag of chips out of the vending machine. Spicy pickle! Mmm.
 

Dan From Smithville

He who controls the spice controls the universe.
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We swap roles often.

How many pairs of shoes does a girl, I mean, man need?

But, its our anniversary(13 years), so he had to have something pretty.

I got a bag of chips out of the vending machine. Spicy pickle! Mmm.
I love the spicy pickle potato chips.

I need shoes, but I hate shopping. Too many choices and often many of them are unnecessary and impractical.
 

JustGeorge

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Dan From Smithville

He who controls the spice controls the universe.
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Yudhi really wanted some of those, but our friend has epilepsy so it was a no go.
I remember hearing about a young robber that was wearing a pair at night and fled into the woods with the police chasing him. They just watched the lights every time he moved until they caught him.

Of course that may be an urban myth, but it is certainly possible and very humorous.
 
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