The last post is the WINNER!

[ChristineM]

You aren't kidding.

Biy a cat an expensive toy, it will be most enthusiastic about the box it came in and totally ignore the toy.

 

[Kathryn]

Biy a cat an expensive toy, it will be most enthusiastic about the box it came in and totally ignore the toy.

Right!

 

[Stevicus]

 

[Wu Wei]

Hmm, I guess you're right...all cats love boxing

 

[Dan From Smithville]

When I go on trips to Africa and India, I always take a box to distract lions and tigers. Nothing distracts bears. That is why Merlin always had Jim.

 

[Wu Wei]

When I go on trips to Africa and India, I always take a box to distract lions and tigers. Nothing distracts bears. That is why Merlin always had Jim.

Discarded backpacks full of food, Pick-a-Nick baskets.... those can sometimes distract a bear..... but, in bear country, it is always best to go hiking with someone who runs slower than you

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Discarded backpacks full of food, Pick-a-Nick baskets.... those can sometimes distract a bear..... but, in bear country, it is always best to go hiking with someone who runs slower than you

Those are getting harder and harder to find as I get older.

 

[Wu Wei]

Wow...cats DO really like boxing....WHO KNEW!?

 

[Wu Wei]

Those are getting harder and harder to find as I get older.

I know the feeling

 

[Kathryn]

I am on the lookout for a man who runs slower than me but who is otherwise healthy.

 

[Wu Wei]

I am on the lookout for a man who runs slower than me but who is otherwise healthy.

Look for an athletic guy who had both knees replaced... he likely still works out....but can't run well anymore

 

[Kathryn]

Look for an athletic guy who had both knees replaced... he likely still works out....but can't run well anymore

Good idea!

 

[Stonetree]

Saturday.?........I'm putting my money on it being Saturday...just another day in the line of bad news days..

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I am on the lookout for a man who runs slower than me but who is otherwise healthy.

You just find the healthy man and fix the other problem afterwards.

 

[Stonetree]

Good idea!

One plan: pick a prospect who is faster than you, and kick him in the shin. You apologize and take him home....simple and quick.

 

[ChristineM]

I am on the lookout for a man who runs slower than me but who is otherwise healthy.

Just hobble his legs.

 

[Kathryn]

Just hobble his legs.

That's not a bad idea either.

 

[Stonetree]

Maybe I should read back......I don't even know the problem and as usual I offered a solution...

 

[Kathryn]

One plan: pick a prospect who is faster than you, and kick him in the shin. You apologize and take him home....simple and quick.

I like it.

 

[JustGeorge]

Maybe I should read back......I don't even know the problem and as usual I offered a solution...

Sometimes that's the best way.