The last post is the WINNER!

[John53]

Old man @Stonetree
That old man @Stonetree
He does know nothing
But he must babble something
He keeps on dribbling
He keeps on dribbling along

 

[Revoltingest]

Helper handles the competition...

 

[Wu Wei]

Helper handles the competition...

Obviously helper never meant Bender

Oh and winning once again with Violence

 

[Revoltingest]

Beware ball pits.

OK...they're really balloons.
But bears could hide in ball pits.
It's possible.

 

[Wu Wei]

Beware ball pits.

OK...they're really balloons.
But bears could hide in ball pits.
It's possible.

but pool are safe...see..no bears here

 

[Revoltingest]

but pool are safe...see..no bears here

I see that the woods is safe too.

 

[JustGeorge]

Not scared of bears.

I'm used to Ares.

 

[sun rise]

The one thing almost all people from all walks of life can agree on...

Daylight savings sucks.

I try to save daylight to use when I need it - at night - but the universe is against me.

 

[John53]

OMG! There's people on a debate forum who don't agree with me!

 

[ChristineM]

I try to save daylight to use when I need it - at night - but the universe is against me.

Nah, it's only the solar system

 

[John53]

I try to save daylight to use when I need it - at night - but the universe is against me.

Stop rotating, problem fixed.

 

[sun rise]

Another from my past job. (sending email to admin was how people requested IT to do something)

My boss at the time, a gay guy who joined the SF Police to get away from the madness (true story) wrote:
> And besides, we have a pecking order for going insane and running away....

To which I replied:

If you assume that the longer you stay here the crazier you get, then seniority counts but due to my age,
I'm already insane so when I run away is a random event generated deep in the bowels of my crazed cerebrum
or perhaps brain stem. After all, the martians living in the computers are in alliance with the people
living under the earth to send waves into our brains and force us into servitude to the machines. We are
being forced to serve the machines while all the time the plotters make them go down at inconvenient
times to try to drive us insane but I know better I will be prepared for these events and no one can stop
me so you better turn off your TV before it is too late and besides which the water is suspect and pollution
is part of their plot so don't answer your phone since they will try to control you by having people
not send email to admin.

 

[JustGeorge]

OMG! There's people on a debate forum who don't agree with me!

Not agree with you?

What?

Yeah, I believe that.

 

[John53]

Not agree with you?

What?

Yeah, I believe that.

It's a disgrace!!!

 

[Wu Wei]

I see that the woods is safe too.

ABSOLUTLY!!

No bears in the woods

 

[JustGeorge]

It's a disgrace!!!

Is that what you call it?

 

[sun rise]

Here's something again from the long past, this time from JMS of Babylon 5 fame about messing up:

"But you need not eat crow over it; just nibbling at the feathers will suffice."​

 

[Wu Wei]

Is that what you call it?

Whatever it is...I disagree....

 

[ChristineM]

Whatever it is...I disagree....

Because you're disagreeable?

 

[Wu Wei]

Because you're disagreeable?

Well I disagree that i am disagreeable