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The last post is the WINNER!

John53

I go leaps and bounds
Premium Member
Work is entertainment. I just overheard two guys discussing their erectile dysfunction medication on the bus for 5 minutes before they realized the 25-ish year old female driver was listening and laughing. That's good TV right there!

I think it's good that people work so us pensioners can leech off you and have a chuckle at your amusing work anecdotes but @Dan From Smithville is my major form of entertainment in my miserable existence.
 

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
A sticky wicket, what? (whatever that means)

I mean - what is brown and sticky... A stick

I have no idea what cricketing terms mean, it's all balls to me...

But here is the explanation that put me off.

You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side thats been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.

When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay all out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game!
 
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