Some of us lazy dudes are just too lazy to grow proper facial hair.
I'm surprised there are no venomous lizards in Australia. It's almost as if the continent decided to let someplace else have that one.
What is your turtle life like there?
I often see green sea turtles in the river. And we have a lot of eastern long-necked turtles, I've wasted much of my life rescuing them off roads.