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The last post is the WINNER!

Dan From Smithville

The Flying Elvises, Utah Chapter
Staff member
Premium Member
Don't go to Target.

I've got a friend that works there. She said the bathroom was so bad one of the customers used Starbucks instead.

Starbucks doesn't have a bathroom.
Got it. Miss the Target.

But wait, missing the target has gotten me into trouble in the past. I'm so confused.
 

Stevicus

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
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Stevicus

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
A story about a winning bat in Germany. It escaped from the zoo.


Elina Öfele, 30, said she and her young son walked through the bat cave at Karlsruhe Zoo in southwestern Germany last week, and when she got home she removed her jacket and a bat fell to the floor.

Öfele contacted an animal expert and put the bat in a box with honey water and a banana overnight to keep it fed and comfortable.

Her husband and son returned the bat to the zoo the following day.

A spokesman for the zoo said the leaf-nosed bat was returned to its habitat and is doing fine. He said it was the first time a bat had ever escaped from the zoo by stowing away with a visitor.

I probably would have gone batty myself.
 

Dan From Smithville

The Flying Elvises, Utah Chapter
Staff member
Premium Member
A story about a winning bat in Germany. It escaped from the zoo.






I probably would have gone batty myself.
One morning, while walking in the back door where I worked, I happened to see a small, reddish-brown lump of fur by the door. It was an eastern red bat and I thought it was dead. I nudged the lump with the toe of my shoe and the ball unfurled to reveal it was a live bat. I grabbed a box, brought it in to warm up and then later in the day, released it into the surrounding woods. It went from being initially torpid to off like a bullet when I released it.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
I got my bear gun and it's got a bump stock.
Under Penal Code § 32900 PC, California law makes it illegal to use, possess, manufacture or give away bump stocks. Also called multiburst trigger activators, bump stocks are gun accessories that increase the rate at which semiautomatic rifles fire.
 

Kathryn

It was on fire when I laid down on it.
I can tell the cleanliness of public toilets by the look on Karen's face when she walks out. It's on a scale of horror to pleasantly surprised.
TRUE STORY TIME:

I recently visited my son who is stationed just to the south of Seoul, South Korea. It was very interesting. One of the weird things about Seoul is that it is so world class and yet it also still has some elements of third world living. One of the things right below the surface is that a few restaurants right off "the main drag" still have HOLES IN THE FLOOR for you to use the bathroom over, and there are not stalls, just a HOLE IN THE FLOOR.

My DIL is Korean and she came out of one and said "You can hold it till we get to the hotel, right?" The look on her face was priceless.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
TRUE STORY TIME:

I recently visited my son who is stationed just to the south of Seoul, South Korea. It was very interesting. One of the weird things about Seoul is that it is so world class and yet it also still has some elements of third world living. One of the things right below the surface is that a few restaurants right off "the main drag" still have HOLES IN THE FLOOR for you to use the bathroom over, and there are not stalls, just a HOLE IN THE FLOOR.

My DIL is Korean and she came out of one and said "You can hold it till we get to the hotel, right?" The look on her face was priceless.
the majority of the bathrooms in Beijing China are a bit more modern, but they are squat toilets...not always very private or very clean...

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JustGeorge

Imperfect
Staff member
Premium Member
I think Ares would be thrilled with these toilets...

One morning, while walking in the back door where I worked, I happened to see a small, reddish-brown lump of fur by the door. It was an eastern red bat and I thought it was dead. I nudged the lump with the toe of my shoe and the ball unfurled to reveal it was a live bat. I grabbed a box, brought it in to warm up and then later in the day, released it into the surrounding woods. It went from being initially torpid to off like a bullet when I released it.
Like a bat out of hell!
@John53 really knows where to take a date..
Where'd he take you?
 
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