The last post is the WINNER!

[ChristineM]

I can tell the cleanliness of public toilets by the look on Karen's face when she walks out. It's on a scale of horror to pleasantly surprised.

Sounds like me

 

[Stonetree]

@John53 really knows where to take a date..

 

[Wirey]

Anyone know what the going rate is for that antibiotic they use for STIs?

Asking for a friend.

 

[Wu Wei]

I got my bear gun and it's got a bump stock.

Under Penal Code § 32900 PC, California law makes it illegal to use, possess, manufacture or give away bump stocks. Also called multiburst trigger activators, bump stocks are gun accessories that increase the rate at which semiautomatic rifles fire.

 

[Kathryn]

I can tell the cleanliness of public toilets by the look on Karen's face when she walks out. It's on a scale of horror to pleasantly surprised.

TRUE STORY TIME:

I recently visited my son who is stationed just to the south of Seoul, South Korea. It was very interesting. One of the weird things about Seoul is that it is so world class and yet it also still has some elements of third world living. One of the things right below the surface is that a few restaurants right off "the main drag" still have HOLES IN THE FLOOR for you to use the bathroom over, and there are not stalls, just a HOLE IN THE FLOOR.

My DIL is Korean and she came out of one and said "You can hold it till we get to the hotel, right?" The look on her face was priceless.

 

[Wu Wei]

TRUE STORY TIME:

I recently visited my son who is stationed just to the south of Seoul, South Korea. It was very interesting. One of the weird things about Seoul is that it is so world class and yet it also still has some elements of third world living. One of the things right below the surface is that a few restaurants right off "the main drag" still have HOLES IN THE FLOOR for you to use the bathroom over, and there are not stalls, just a HOLE IN THE FLOOR.

My DIL is Korean and she came out of one and said "You can hold it till we get to the hotel, right?" The look on her face was priceless.

the majority of the bathrooms in Beijing China are a bit more modern, but they are squat toilets...not always very private or very clean...

 

[Kathryn]

Lordy.

 

[JustGeorge]

I think Ares would be thrilled with these toilets...

One morning, while walking in the back door where I worked, I happened to see a small, reddish-brown lump of fur by the door. It was an eastern red bat and I thought it was dead. I nudged the lump with the toe of my shoe and the ball unfurled to reveal it was a live bat. I grabbed a box, brought it in to warm up and then later in the day, released it into the surrounding woods. It went from being initially torpid to off like a bullet when I released it.

Like a bat out of hell!

@John53 really knows where to take a date..

Where'd he take you?

 

[ChristineM]

@JustGeorge
How're you doing? Banished the cough yet?

 

[Kathryn]

I think Ares would be thrilled with these toilets...


Like a bat out of hell!

Where'd he take you?

How are you feeling today?

 

[JustGeorge]

@JustGeorge
How're you doing? Banished the cough yet?

I couldn't fall asleep because I was coughing last night, but nothing this morning.

It does seem to worsen at night.

 

[ChristineM]

I couldn't fall asleep because I was coughing last night, but nothing this morning.

It does seem to worsen at night.

My solution to the night time problem, go to bed with a bottle of scotch and a hot man.

 

[Kathryn]

I couldn't fall asleep because I was coughing last night, but nothing this morning.

It does seem to worsen at night.

Yes, and you may be coughing at night for weeks. I am sorry! But at least you don't feel bad.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I think Ares would be thrilled with these toilets...


Like a bat out of hell!

Where'd he take you?

Yes! Much like that. Well played.

 

[JustGeorge]

My solution to the night time problem, go to bed with a bottle of scotch and a hot man.

How about a cup of hot tea and a nice man?

Maybe he'll pat my back if I cough.

Yes, and you may be coughing at night for weeks. I am sorry! But at least you don't feel bad.

I noticed Yudhi was coughing last night, and he's been over it.

I suspect the temperature drop isn't helping.

 

[ChristineM]

How about a cup of hot tea and a nice man?

Maybe he'll pat my back if I cough.

If it works, why not

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I can tell the cleanliness of public toilets by the look on Karen's face when she walks out. It's on a scale of horror to pleasantly surprised.

I so very much dislike using the public facilities with an intense passion bordering on mania. I just consider them all festering disease closets surviving on the least common denominator of personal hygiene. I use them only under duress.

 

[Kathryn]

If it works, why not

I prefer the Scotch and a hot man.

 

[Stonetree]

I think Ares would be thrilled with these toilets...


Like a bat out of hell!

Where'd he take you?

I don't date short, married birds.

 

[JustGeorge]

I so very much dislike using the public facilities with an intense passion bordering on mania. I just consider them all festering disease closets surviving on the least common denominator of personal hygiene. I use them only under duress.

Sometimes its more sanitary simple to go outside.