The last post is the WINNER!

[Stevicus]

https://www.chron.com/gulf-coast/article/galveston-uber-eats-driver-crash-19909944.php

Well, fortunately, nobody was hurt, but the Uber Eats meal sank to the bottom of the bay.

Sometime before 9 p.m., the driver "was driving around the yacht basin, thought he was turning onto a roadway, and learned too late that he was mistaken," Galveston police spokesman Kurt Koopmann told the Galveston County Daily News.

The area where the boats are kept is fenced off from the street and parking lot, but wayward cars have a way of ending up in the strangest places if there's even a tiny chance they will. The driver was unhurt, and authorities managed to fish him and his vehicle out of the bay.

Beyond the vehicle, there was no evidence of further property damage or criminal activity, Koopmann said. Somewhere on the island, somebody went hungry Friday night.

In the annals of misbegotten Uber Eats deliveries, this one probably rates a solid 6.5 to 7. Just know that "Uber Eats crazy delivery story" is a Google rabbit hole waiting to happen: miscreant drivers, crazed customers, half-eaten food, spilled drinks, fictional restaurants, homemade sex toys, free Krispy Kreme. Enter at your own risk.

Appetites run amok; manners fly out the window. As one Reddit user/driver noted, "Do this job long enough and you will deliver to naked people."

I didn't know that food delivery could be so exciting. Thrills and spills every minute.

 

[Revoltingest]

Put it in the "What's for Dinner" thread because we don't care

No one cares about anything in this thread.
So it's most appropriate.

 

[JustGeorge]

No one cares about anything in this thread.
So it's most appropriate.

I care that no one cares.

 

[Revoltingest]

I care that no one cares.

Are you a Care Bear?

 

[JustGeorge]

Are you a Care Bear?

I thought @Wu Wei was our resident Care Bear.

(I really like Care Bears, though.)

 

[Revoltingest]

I thought @Wu Wei was our resident Care Bear.

(I really like Care Bears, though.)

He's a Scare Bear.

 

[JustGeorge]

He's a Scare Bear.

I ain't scared of @Wu Wei .

 

[Revoltingest]

I ain't scared of @Wu Wei .

He's scared of you.
Worried that you'll ask him for computer help.

 

[JustGeorge]

He's scared of you.
Worried that you'll ask him for computer help.

I would never do that.

That's what I have a teenager for.

 

[John53]

No one cares about anything in this thread.
So it's most appropriate.

Apparently you care

 

[John53]

 

[John53]

 

[John53]

@Wirey down! Medic!!!

 

[sun rise]

fish him and his vehicle out of the bay.

Catch of the day.

 

[ChristineM]

Morning win
Nothing more
Nothing less.

 

[sun rise]

Morning win
Nothing more
Nothing less.

Two ships passing in the night (and morning). Going to sleep win for me.

 

[ChristineM]

First frost of the winter this morning. Brrr. Sun is shining in a blue sky but it's still single digits c (9 - 48f) as i write this at lunchtime.

 

[Stonetree]

First frost of the winter this morning. Brrr. Sun is shining in a blue sky but it's still single digits c (9 - 48f) as i write this at lunchtime.

It's unusual for me to be out and about. I call it a 'high Sky' (Football Season). Sunglasses aren't enough to shield your eyes while driving, but NJ has no frost yet.

 

[ChristineM]

It's unusual for me to be out and about. I call it a 'high Sky' (Football Season). Sunglasses aren't enough to shield your eyes while driving, but NJ has no frost yet.

I needed sunglasses to drive out of the village this morning. This time of year the sun rises inline with the road too low for the sun visor.

 

[Wirey]

@Wirey down! Medic!!!

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That really happened to my cousin Lorenzo!

Yes, Lorenzo.