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The last post is the WINNER!

JustGeorge

Imperfect
Staff member
Premium Member
OMG.

Has he been in long term relationships since?
He had a girlfriend after me that I was fairly fond of; I used to teach her tricks to **** him off.

He eventually did what I told him to and found an older woman who had no kids who would take care of him like a child. They were married a few years, but she vanished.
Karen doesn't cook but she does the cleaning up so it's a joint effort and she can get something from the fridge if I'm not about.
I used to do all the cooking, but after my husband's midlife crisis, his taste buds completely changed. However, I don't like grease he tries to pass off as food, so we both cook for ourselves. I cook for the younger two kids, LeeAnder tends to like what Sam makes.

He does the working. I manage the rodeo, I mean, kids.

The pets clean the place.
 

John53

I go leaps and bounds
Premium Member
He had a girlfriend after me that I was fairly fond of; I used to teach her tricks to **** him off.

He eventually did what I told him to and found an older woman who had no kids who would take care of him like a child. They were married a few years, but she vanished.

The rest of us blokes should chip in and buy him a Xmas present for making us look good.
 

JustGeorge

Imperfect
Staff member
Premium Member
The rest of us blokes should chip in and buy him a Xmas present for making us look good.
He could use towels, socks, and this:

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JustGeorge

Imperfect
Staff member
Premium Member
Weaponized incompetence is a passive-aggressive behavior where someone intentionally or unknowingly avoids responsibility by performing tasks poorly or claiming they can't do them.​
He wasn't passive aggressive, he was aggressive.

Otherwise I would have just told him to **** off.
 

Estro Felino

Believer in free will
Premium Member
A man and a woman from Pompeii while being overwhelmed by the lethal pall of hot ash and pumice.

Unfortunately... I always have a dirty mind...and something tells me that they died in the very moment where they were busy...doing something very private...
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Kathryn

It was on fire when I laid down on it.
TRUE STORY TIME:

One time I was complaining about having to put up all the groceries and my husband decided to "help" me. He put all this stuff up where it did not belong. I had to move it. I never complained again.
 

Wirey

Fartist
I work with a girl who is about 30 now. When she was in her early 20s she was a model. Primarily hair commercials and makeup stuff. Don't get me wrong, she's attractive, but she's very aware of it, and I'm not a fan. Anyway, we have an old guy here who literally has a hump. And I'm not talking small hump, I'm talking "Get ringing that bell!" hump. He's around 70, and he has become convinced that she's into him. He's tried to buy her gifts, offered to take her on a couple of vacations, stuff like that. I should mention that she's engaged to some banker type. I watched some of this when she had a cubicle outside my office. Anyway, she finally got sick of it and told him to leave her alone, which of course he won't, and now HR is involved. He seems genuinely perplexed as to why she's upset. He's an old school bigot to boot, so watching him suffer is a good way to spend time. I have to admit that on a personal level, I find all of this endlessly entertaining. Does that make me a bad person?
 

Kathryn

It was on fire when I laid down on it.
I work with a girl who is about 30 now. When she was in her early 20s she was a model. Primarily hair commercials and makeup stuff. Don't get me wrong, she's attractive, but she's very aware of it, and I'm not a fan. Anyway, we have an old guy here who literally has a hump. And I'm not talking small hump, I'm talking "Get ringing that bell!" hump. He's around 70, and he has become convinced that she's into him. He's tried to buy her gifts, offered to take her on a couple of vacations, stuff like that. I should mention that she's engaged to some banker type. I watched some of this when she had a cubicle outside my office. Anyway, she finally got sick of it and told him to leave her alone, which of course he won't, and now HR is involved. He seems genuinely perplexed as to why she's upset. He's an old school bigot to boot, so watching him suffer is a good way to spend time. I have to admit that on a personal level, I find all of this endlessly entertaining. Does that make me a bad person?
No I don't think it makes you a bad person.
 
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