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ChristineES

Tiggerism
Premium Member
Advice:
Don't eat too fast or you'll get sick.
Don't take a diuretic before a long road trip.
Always make sure you are wearing clean underpants in case you have to go the hospital.
Never, ever tell your date that you love him/her, especially if this is the first date.
Don't try to go to sleep listening to your guitar hero's CD.
Don't play Black Sabbath for your Grandma, especially if she is a Christian. ;)
Anything else?
 

Smoke

Done here.
Shirley Q. Liquor on Aretha:
Aretha don't perform no more, she can't get out her house. ... I did not say that about the Queen of Soul!
 

McBell

Unbound
I like your sig mest, its too funny.
I wish I had referenced it when I found it long ago.
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Now I do not know who to give the credit to for saying it first.
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Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
My 12 year old son would be jealous- He loves Ozzie Osbourne.
In reality, my brother, my sister, most of my friends, a few of my nieces and nephews, my girlfriend, and just about everybody else I know that didn't get to make it to this last Ozzfest is HIGHLY jealous of me.
My brother has no excuse. I tried calling him ALL day the day of Ozzfest to tell him I had two extra tickets, and he never answered his phone. And I tried all summer to try to talk him into going, for the simply reason that Ozzy might just make it. I can definitely say though, seeing Ozzy was one thing I could take off my list of things to do before I die....or rather, he dies.....
Musicians of his legendary status should live forever. Long Live Ozzy!!!!
 

McBell

Unbound
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