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The Longest Thread Ever!
- Thread starter Don Penguinoini
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methylatedghosts
Can't brain. Has dumb.
wahooo! Great idea for a thread!
You know, growing old is mandatory - growing up is optional. So lets celebrate that in this thread!
You know, growing old is mandatory - growing up is optional. So lets celebrate that in this thread!
Buttercup
Veteran Member
I did notice your protest. I'm wondering why this thread is not deemed good enough for your posts. Are you a thread snob? Not me, I'm a thread **** and will post anywhere, anyway.
McBell
Unbound
Rules of Acquisition
1) Once you have their money, never give it back.
2) You can't cheat an honest customer, but it never hurts to try.
3) Never buy anything for more than is absolutely necessary.
4) Sex and profit are the two things that never last long enough.
5) If you can't break a contract, bend it.
6) Never let family stand in the way of opportunity.
7) Always keep your ears open.
8) Keep count of your change.
9) Instinct plus opportunity equals profit.
10) A dead customer can't buy as much as a live one.
11) Latinum isn't the only thing that shines.
12) Anything worth selling is worth selling twice.
13) Anything worth doing is worth doing for money.
14) Anything stolen is pure profit.
15) Acting stupid is often smart.
16) A deal is a deal.
17) A bargain usually isn't.
18) Beware of relatives bearing gifts.
19) Don't lie too soon after a promotion.
20) When the customer is sweating, turn up the heat.
21) Never place friendship before profit.
22) Wise men can hear profit in the wind.
23) Never take the last coin, but be sure to get all the rest.
24) Never ask when you can take.
25) Fear makes a good business partner.
26) The vast majority of the rich in this galaxy did not inherit their
wealth; they stole it.
27) The most beautiful thing about a tree is what you do with it after
you cut it down.
28) Morality is always defined by those in power.
29) When someone says "It's not the money," they're lying.
30) Talk is cheap; synthehol costs money.
31) Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother.
32) Be careful what you sell. It may do exactly what the customer expects.
33) It never hurts to suck up to the boss.
34) Compassion is no substitute for profit.
35) You could afford your ship without your government--if it weren't for your government.
36) Too many Ferengi can't laugh at themselves anymore.
37) You can always buy back a lost reputation.
38) Free advertising is cheap.
39) Praise is cheap. Heap it generously ting a weapon.
44) Never argue with a loaded phaser.
45) Profit has limits. Loss has none.
46) Labor camps are full of people who trusted the wrong person.
47) Never trust a man wearing a better suit than your own.
48) The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.
49) Old age and gree will always overcome youth and talent.
50) Never bluff a Klingon.
51) Never admit a mistake if they're someone else to blame.
52) Only Bugsy could have built Las Vegas.
53) Sell first; ask questions later.
54) Never buy anything you can't sell.
55) Always sell at the highest possible profit.
56) Pursue profit; women come later.
57) Good customers are a rare as latinum--treasure them.
58) Friendship is seldom cheap.
59) Free advice is seldom cheap.
60) Never use credit where your words will do.
61) Never buy what can be stolen.
62) The riskier the road, the higher the profit.
63) Power without profit is like a ship without an engine.
64) Don't talk shop; talk shopping.
65) Don't talk ship; talk shipping.
66) Anyone serving in a fleet who is crazy can be relieved, if they ask
for it.they are not crazy and should not be relieved.
67) Anyone asking to be relieved is not crazy and must be forced to
serve.
70) Get the money first, then let the buyers worry about collecting the
merchandise.
76) Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of
your enemies.
101) Never do something you can make someone do for you.
102) Nature decays, but latinum lasts forever.
103) Sleep can interfere with opportunity.
104) Money is never made. It is merely won or lost.
109) Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.
111) Never sleep with the boss' wife unless you pay him first.
112) Never sleep with the boss' sister.
119) Buy, sell, or get out of the way.
123) A friend is only a friend until you sell him something. Then he is a customer.
138) Law makes everyone equal, but justice goes to the highest bidder.
139) Wives serve; brothers inherit.
148) Opportunity waits for no one.
164) Never spend your own money when you can spend someone else's.
172) If you can sell it, don't hesitate to steal it.
180) Never offer a confession when a bribe will do.
188) Never bet on a race you haven't fixed.
189) Borrow on a handshake; lend in writing.
194) It's always good business to know about new customers before they
walk in your door.
202) A friend in need is a customer in the making.
208) Give someone a fish, you feed him for one day.
Teach him how to fish, and you lose a steady customer.
214) Never begin a business transaction on an empty stomach.
215) Instinct without opportunity is useless.
221) Beware of any man who thinks with his lobes.
222) Knowledge is power.
281) Blood is thicker than water, but harder to sell.
282) Business is like war; it's important to recognize the winner.
283) Rules are always subject to change.
284) Rules are always subject to interpretation.
285) No good deed ever goes unpunished.
1) Once you have their money, never give it back.
2) You can't cheat an honest customer, but it never hurts to try.
3) Never buy anything for more than is absolutely necessary.
4) Sex and profit are the two things that never last long enough.
5) If you can't break a contract, bend it.
6) Never let family stand in the way of opportunity.
7) Always keep your ears open.
8) Keep count of your change.
9) Instinct plus opportunity equals profit.
10) A dead customer can't buy as much as a live one.
11) Latinum isn't the only thing that shines.
12) Anything worth selling is worth selling twice.
13) Anything worth doing is worth doing for money.
14) Anything stolen is pure profit.
15) Acting stupid is often smart.
16) A deal is a deal.
17) A bargain usually isn't.
18) Beware of relatives bearing gifts.
19) Don't lie too soon after a promotion.
20) When the customer is sweating, turn up the heat.
21) Never place friendship before profit.
22) Wise men can hear profit in the wind.
23) Never take the last coin, but be sure to get all the rest.
24) Never ask when you can take.
25) Fear makes a good business partner.
26) The vast majority of the rich in this galaxy did not inherit their
wealth; they stole it.
27) The most beautiful thing about a tree is what you do with it after
you cut it down.
28) Morality is always defined by those in power.
29) When someone says "It's not the money," they're lying.
30) Talk is cheap; synthehol costs money.
31) Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother.
32) Be careful what you sell. It may do exactly what the customer expects.
33) It never hurts to suck up to the boss.
34) Compassion is no substitute for profit.
35) You could afford your ship without your government--if it weren't for your government.
36) Too many Ferengi can't laugh at themselves anymore.
37) You can always buy back a lost reputation.
38) Free advertising is cheap.
39) Praise is cheap. Heap it generously ting a weapon.
44) Never argue with a loaded phaser.
45) Profit has limits. Loss has none.
46) Labor camps are full of people who trusted the wrong person.
47) Never trust a man wearing a better suit than your own.
48) The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.
49) Old age and gree will always overcome youth and talent.
50) Never bluff a Klingon.
51) Never admit a mistake if they're someone else to blame.
52) Only Bugsy could have built Las Vegas.
53) Sell first; ask questions later.
54) Never buy anything you can't sell.
55) Always sell at the highest possible profit.
56) Pursue profit; women come later.
57) Good customers are a rare as latinum--treasure them.
58) Friendship is seldom cheap.
59) Free advice is seldom cheap.
60) Never use credit where your words will do.
61) Never buy what can be stolen.
62) The riskier the road, the higher the profit.
63) Power without profit is like a ship without an engine.
64) Don't talk shop; talk shopping.
65) Don't talk ship; talk shipping.
66) Anyone serving in a fleet who is crazy can be relieved, if they ask
for it.they are not crazy and should not be relieved.
67) Anyone asking to be relieved is not crazy and must be forced to
serve.
70) Get the money first, then let the buyers worry about collecting the
merchandise.
76) Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of
your enemies.
101) Never do something you can make someone do for you.
102) Nature decays, but latinum lasts forever.
103) Sleep can interfere with opportunity.
104) Money is never made. It is merely won or lost.
109) Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.
111) Never sleep with the boss' wife unless you pay him first.
112) Never sleep with the boss' sister.
119) Buy, sell, or get out of the way.
123) A friend is only a friend until you sell him something. Then he is a customer.
138) Law makes everyone equal, but justice goes to the highest bidder.
139) Wives serve; brothers inherit.
148) Opportunity waits for no one.
164) Never spend your own money when you can spend someone else's.
172) If you can sell it, don't hesitate to steal it.
180) Never offer a confession when a bribe will do.
188) Never bet on a race you haven't fixed.
189) Borrow on a handshake; lend in writing.
194) It's always good business to know about new customers before they
walk in your door.
202) A friend in need is a customer in the making.
208) Give someone a fish, you feed him for one day.
Teach him how to fish, and you lose a steady customer.
214) Never begin a business transaction on an empty stomach.
215) Instinct without opportunity is useless.
221) Beware of any man who thinks with his lobes.
222) Knowledge is power.
281) Blood is thicker than water, but harder to sell.
282) Business is like war; it's important to recognize the winner.
283) Rules are always subject to change.
284) Rules are always subject to interpretation.
285) No good deed ever goes unpunished.
Star Trek quotes:
Spock- That is illogical
Worf- Cardassians have no honor
Worf- Romuluns have no honor
Lt. Uhura- Hailing frequencies are open
EMH (the Doctor)- Take an analgesic and drink plenty of fluids
7 of 9- Resistance is futile
Geordi La Forge- Wait a minute, wait just a minute
Captain Kirk- You are a beautiful woman
Spock- That is illogical
Worf- Cardassians have no honor
Worf- Romuluns have no honor
Lt. Uhura- Hailing frequencies are open
EMH (the Doctor)- Take an analgesic and drink plenty of fluids
7 of 9- Resistance is futile
Geordi La Forge- Wait a minute, wait just a minute
Captain Kirk- You are a beautiful woman
Han Solo quotes:
"One things for sure, we're all gonna be a lot thinner."
"It's garbage, what a wonderful idea, what a terrific smell you discovered"
"Great kid! Don't get cocky"
"Yes, I'm sure you have"
"Laugh it up, Fuzzball"
and lastly
Leia- "I love you" Han-"I know"
"One things for sure, we're all gonna be a lot thinner."
"It's garbage, what a wonderful idea, what a terrific smell you discovered"
"Great kid! Don't get cocky"
"Yes, I'm sure you have"
"Laugh it up, Fuzzball"
and lastly
Leia- "I love you" Han-"I know"
Don Penguinoini
Modi.
Go to college...Then university, maybe lse if i am clever enough.
Don Penguinoini
Modi.
Well, im blue.
Don Penguinoini
Modi.
this is really important to some people!
Don Penguinoini
Modi.
Isnt it so?