The Longest Thread Ever!

[ChristineES]

My kids are playing Zelda, the Windwaker.

 

[ChristineES]

I played Zelda, A Link to the Past a long time ago.

 

[ChristineES]

Is it wrong for Christians to play RPGs? I also love Final Fantasy-- 4, 6, and 7. I am going to play the others one of these days.

 

[yossarian22]

I might as well keep my theme going. Hope you don't mind penguino, but I shall stick a few math puzzles here

This is a proof that 2=1

Variables A and B are two non-zero quantities such that
A=B
Multiply both sides by A and we get
A²=AB
A²-B²=AB-B²
Through factoring we get
(A+B)*(A-B)=B(A-B)
Dividing out the (A-B) term gives us
A+B=B
B+B=B
2B=B
Divide out B
2=1
This one is not quite as hard as the last one.

Anybody?

 

[mrscardero]

 

[whereismynotecard]

I love to laugh. Some of my favorite comedians are Robin Williams, Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor (RIP), and George Carlin. I also love Bill Cosby. They all make me laugh.

I like Dane Cook the most.

 

[whereismynotecard]

Anybody?

Can't you not do the dividing the (A-B) because A-B would be zero, and you cannot divide by zero?

 

[whereismynotecard]

Can't you not do the dividing the (A-B) because A-B would be zero, and you cannot divide by zero?

And (A+B)*(A-B) would also be zero, as would B(A-B), so (A+B)*(A-B)=B(A-B) is 0=0...

 

[yossarian22]

Can't you not do the dividing the (A-B) because A-B would be zero, and you cannot divide by zero?

You win.
Have some frubals.

 

[whereismynotecard]

You win.
Have some frubals.

Hooray!! I'm so proud of myself.

 

[yossarian22]

Hooray!! I'm so proud of myself.

This is a great way for me to waste my time, so here is another one showing that 1=3

With Euler's formula we have

e^πi=cos(&#960+isin(&#960
The sin of π is 0 and the cos of π is -1 so we get
e^πi=-1
Now we do the same thing with 3πi plugged into Euler's formula and we get
e^3πi=cos(3&#960+isin(3&#960
Which comes out to -1 again
So now we have
e^πi=e^3πi
taking the natural log of both sides
ln(e^πi)=ln(e^3πi)
So we get
πi=3πi
Dividing by πi gives us
1=3

 

[whereismynotecard]

Eh... I'm not doing that one... I forgot about sin and cos when I stopped taking math classes.

 

[Smoke]

I love to laugh. Some of my favorite comedians are Robin Williams, Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor (RIP), and George Carlin. I also love Bill Cosby. They all make me laugh.

I'm so over Bill Cosby. I used to like him a long time ago, though.

John Pinette is the man. John Pinette is the only comedian you really need.

Other than John Pinette and George Carlin, most of my favorite comedians are lesbians. Go figure. I especially like Elvira Kurtz and Sabrina Matthews.

 

[Smoke]

I like Dane Cook the most.

Yeah, I like him too, but I feel like I'm watching somebody have a psychotic breakdown.

 

[whereismynotecard]

Yeah, I like him too, but I feel like I'm watching somebody have a psychotic breakdown.

That is why he is so funny... because everything he says is so true. And you can think while you listen to him... " me too...."

 

[yossarian22]

Yeah, I like him too, but I feel like I'm watching somebody have a psychotic breakdown.

I don't know why, but I never like Dane Cook.
I do like Jeff Dunham though. And Dmitri Martin. And a few others.

 

[whereismynotecard]

I absolutely love Dane Cook. I liked his thing about working at Burger King, because if reminds me of my job.

 

[mrscardero]

I have to make trophies.

 

[whereismynotecard]

I have to make trophies.

For what?

 

[Smoke]

I do like Jeff Dunham though.

He's one of my husband's absolute favorites. John watches Jeff Dunham and laughs till tears roll down his cheeks. I just don't think he's that funny. But he's okay.

I wish I could find an Elvira Kurtz video online. She's hysterical. If there was anybody as funny as John Pinette, it would be Elvira Kurtz.

Now that I think about it, I also like James Gregory, Ron White, Lewis Black, and Lisa Lampanelli. (And here's a Sabrina Matthews clip, too.) But John Pinette is the king.