Mike Meyers did the Cat in the Hat, didn't he? I liked Shrek better. 
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Don Penguinoini
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Stop This!
If we stop it, your thread won't get longer.
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That's what I say! No more live-action versions of classic cartoons!
Don Penguinoini
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This is depraved crap/ (Paul said it!)
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That's what I think of most of Jim Carrey's movies. What's with him, anyway?
Don Penguinoini
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he's funnier then you.
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John Pinette is funnier than me. George Carlin is funnier than me. Elvira Kurtz is funnier than me. Jim Carrey is maybe funnier than tuberculosis.
Don Penguinoini
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jim carrey is funnier then you.
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I will admit that he seems to appeal to people who like that kind of thing.
John Pinette rules. John Pinette is the king.
Don Penguinoini
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Jim Carrey is funnier then John Pinette, Lee Evans is the god of funny.
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Lee Evans is not as funny as John Pinette, but he's way funnier than Jim Carrey.
The hierarchy of living comedians goes like this:
1. John Pinette
2. Elvira Kurtz
3. George Carlin
4. James Gregory
5. Lewis Black
5 (tie) Sabrina Matthews
6. Lisa Lampanelli
7. Jon Stewart
8. Everybody else
9. Jim Carrey
10. Adam Sandler
11. Jay Leno
12. Conan O'Brien
Don Penguinoini
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no, Lee Evans
Umm... that list is a bit messed up. Elvira Kurt should be somewhere just above Dan Rather, and it's missing Steven Wright, Billy Connolly, and Emo Phillips (who I only mention because he wrote the Official Funniest Religious Joke of All Time).
Hang on - did you mean Elvira Kurt, or is there actually a comedian named Elvira Kurtz?
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I used to like Steven Wright but I'm over it. I'm not crazy about Emo Phillips and I don't know who Billy Connolly is. Elvira Kurtz is the funniest woman on earth.
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I take that back. I got him confused with somebody else. I love this one:
When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised, the Lord doesn't work that way. So I just stole one and asked Him to forgive me ... and I got it!
and this one:
A Mormon told me that they don't drink coffee. I said, "A cup of coffee every day gives you wonderful benefits." He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well, it keeps you from being Mormon ..."
I hope the Brits don't outlaw religious jokes; that would be insane.
I'll say the streets would run red WITH BLOOD!!! *foams at the mouth* Sorry.
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Monty Python are the pinnacle of comedy.
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whereismynotecard
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Jim Carrey and Conan O'Brien are funny......
And why didn't you put Dane Cook on that list??
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I did. See #8.