The Pledge Thread!

[Revoltingest]

I hereby pledge to be less cuddly & coy,
but more caustic & curmudgeonly.

What self-improvements do you pledge to make, fellow posters (especially @Wirey)?

 

[BSM1]

I pledge not to keep my opinions to myself.

 

[Thief]

I pledge not to keep my opinions to myself.

yeah right!

 

[Revoltingest]

yeah right!

Are you pledging to be right?
Is that "right" as in conservative or correct?

 

[Thief]

as in annoying and arrogant

 

[Thief]

I further pledge to seek out and alleviate my lesser attributes.

I haven't seen any for a long time.

This will be a life long and daunting task.

perfection is difficult to improve upon.

 

[Wirey]

I pledge to stop holding back around the ladies.

How you doin'?

 

[YmirGF]

I pledge to say exactly what is on my mind when responding to a given poster...

Hmmm. On second thought, maybe that's not such a great idea... however entertaining my first drafts often are... (Oh, the things RF never sees...)

 

[Revoltingest]

I pledge to say exactly what is on my mind when responding to a given poster...

Hmmm. On second thought, maybe that's not such a great idea... however entertaining my first drafts often are... (Oh, the things RF never sees...)

Et tu Ymir?
The posts of mine you see are the highly sanitized versions of me initial drafts.
I usually get rid of all the profanity & references to dubious parentage & deformed genitalia.

 

[Wu Wei]

I pledge to be less cheerful and kind and to insult others more often when posting

 

[4consideration]

I pledge not to pretend I have any plans of self-improvement at the moment.

 

[Revoltingest]

I pledge not to pretend I have any plans of self-improvement at the moment.

It's enuf that you've already given up smoking.
That leaves drinking, sloth, & several other Biblical sins open!

 

[4consideration]

It's enuf that you've already given up smoking.
That leaves drinking, sloth, & several other Biblical sins open!

I wouldn't want upset that balance of the universe by making too many changes at once.

 

[Revoltingest]

I wouldn't want upset that balance of the universe by making too many changes at once.

Your concern for others is admirable.

 

[Wirey]

I pledge to stop pulling my zipper down every time someone says "Paul Reubens".

 

[Thief]

It didn't take as long as I thought it would.

I declare myself.....perfect.

How's that for arrogance?

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[Thief]

I now pledge to be more humble.

wish me luck.

 

[Mycroft]

I pledge to stop pulling my zipper down every time someone says "Paul Reubens".

Will you also stop pulling it down when someone says Bill Crosby?

Pavlov has a lot to answer for!

 

[Thief]

That was low......I mean....loooooooow.

Maybe you could pledge to aim a little higher?