The Pledge Thread!

[Thief]

I must now give up my pledge to be humble.

I just walked past a mirror.

I cannot be humble.

 

[Revoltingest]

I pledge to continue being a beacon of warmth & cuddly love!

 

[Thief]

with your arm in the toilet......

yeah right

 

[Revoltingest]

with your arm in the toilet......
yeah right

When nature calls, nuthin says disappointment like a clogged terlit.
I brings people satisfaction!

 

[Thief]

and then you send them a bill......a large one....

 

[Revoltingest]

and then you send them a bill......a large one....

I does it out of love for me fellow man.

 

[Thief]

You ain't fooling me.....you're a penny pinching Scotty!

 

[Revoltingest]

Be careful about rile'n up a man with a fistfull of yesterday's haggis!

 

[Wu Wei]

I now pledge to be more humble.

wish me luck.

So in reality...you pledge to lie more often...is that it....ok I'll play along.... I pledge to be nice and friendly

 

[Thief]

You showed up late and read too slow......dumb bear.
I already renounced my pledge to be humble.

I now pledge to learn how to hunt....bear.

 

[Wu Wei]

I pledge to tell you to take a number and get in line with the rest of them

 

[Revoltingest]

I pledge to not become a bear's lunch.

 

[Mycroft]

I pledge to help @Revoltingest to finally get his hand out of that toilet.

 

[Revoltingest]

I pledge to help @Revoltingest to finally get his hand out of that toilet.

You could add some fiber to yer diet.
It not only prevents clogs, it makes life easier when drop'n the kids off at the pool.

 

[Wu Wei]

I pledge to make more pledges

 

[Revoltingest]

I pledge to continue giving engineers a bad reputation among normal folk.

 

[Wirey]

I pledge to help all of the ladies relax while I make them glad they were born a woman. Or, were surgically corrected to become one. Or, look good in a halter top.

How you doin'?

 

[ShivaFan]

I pledge to keep my pledge to do everything I can to be rich for the rest of my life until I fall over dead from too many samosas and salted Indian snacks. Then my riches go to my family, but a small portion to a new Hindu temple if it has Annapurna. An ever smaller portion to a starving but good artist, a rickshaw wallah in India, and a library/center on birds in B.C..

Ain't I nice?

Oh yeah, I pledge to have my ashes thrown in the Ganges at Manikarnika in Kashi Varanasi, and to have yet one more marble tile with my name carved in it mounted on the entrance hall along with hundreds of other such tiles in a temple in Vrindavan, India. And I pledge to keep my Winchester lever-action 30-30 in my cold dead hands until I pass it on to some "good ol' boy".

And I pledge to not read one single advert flashing, popping or burping in the RF.

 

[BSM1]

I pledge to keep my pledge to do everything I can to be rich for the rest of my life until I fall over dead from too many samosas and salted Indian snacks. Then my riches go to my family, but a small portion to a new Hindu temple if it has Annapurna. An ever smaller portion to a starving but good artist, a rickshaw wallah in India, and a library/center on birds in B.C..

Ain't I nice?

Oh yeah, I pledge to have my ashes thrown in the Ganges at Manikarnika in Kashi Varanasi, and to have yet one more marble tile with my name carved in it mounted on the entrance hall along with hundreds of other such tiles in a temple in Vrindavan, India. And I pledge to keep my Winchester lever-action 30-30 in my cold dead hands until I pass it on to some "good ol' boy".

And I pledge to not read one single advert flashing, popping or burping in the RF.

Soooo...where do you sign up for the Winchester?

 

[Wu Wei]

I pledge to get back into working on engines