The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Wu Wei]

But today it's cool & rainy.
So smell, you fool, is gamy.

the rain will help a flower
and give you chance for a much needed shower

 

[Revoltingest]

This bounty....a birds preen their feather,
are you wanting to shower together?
Your wants I'll allay....
I don't swing that way.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

No bad rhyming nor disturbing images were invoked in the making of this post...

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[crowfeather]

Allergies make me feel bad; antihistamines make me feel worse.

 

[sun rise]

the rain will help a flower
and give you chance for a much needed shower

And it exposes his true nature and his inevitable fate.

 

[Wu Wei]

So Mrs Wu wants 3 bushes removed..... I go out, cut them down, dig out the roots and they are gone..... I come back in the house and what does she say..... "why did you wait until the hottest part of the day...you should go earlier......."

You're welcome....

 

[Revoltingest]

So Mrs Wu wants 3 bushes removed..... I go out, cut them down, dig out the roots and they are gone..... I come back in the house and what does she say..... "why did you wait until the hottest part of the day...you should go earlier......."

You're welcome....

I hope you apologized.
Have I invited you to join the Pa Taitai club yet?
(My uncle-in-law, a former mainlander, founded it, & nominated me.)

 

[Wu Wei]

I hope you apologized.
Have I invited you to join the Pa Taitai club yet?
(My uncle-in-law, a former mainlander, founded it, & nominated me.)

Well, I know that i should have...but I didn't...but I don't think she noticed... and no I was not invited yet.

 

[Revoltingest]

Well, I know that i should have...but I didn't...but I don't think she noticed... and no I was not invited yet.

As a wise hubby, one who knows how to stay married by accommodating
the needs of one's better half, I hereby nominate you to join the Pa Taitai Club.

 

[Wu Wei]

As a wise hubby, one who knows how to stay married by accommodating
the needs of one's better half, I hereby nominate you to join the Pa Taitai Club.

Thank You, and I accept...that is if that is how this works

 

[Revoltingest]

Thank You, and I accept...that is if that is how this works

It is.
No dues.
No meetings.
No secret handshake.

Just know when to apologize.....when to say that dress does not make her butt look too big....& when to just shut one's pie hole.

 

[Wu Wei]

It is.
No dues.
No meetings.
No secret handshake.

Just know when to apologize.....when to say that dress does not make her butt look too big....& when to just shut one's pie hole.

Mrs Wu....size 2 Mrs Wu...continually thinks she is overweight.... I tell her she is not, because, well, she is not.... the only other thing I have said to her on the subject is to never talk like this around American women...they would lynch her.

 

[Revoltingest]

Mrs Wu....size 2 Mrs Wu...continually thinks she is overweight.... I tell her she is not, because, well, she is not.... the only other thing I have said to her on the subject is to never talk like this around American women...they would lynch her.

Size 2 !!!!
To complain about that would be like lamenting being too rich or too smart.

 

[savagewind]

I am not here to be liked. Are YOU? Not you @Revoltingest. I am talking mainly about the one who I have said of her, if it is a her, she doesn't think. Oh oh. An alert!

 

[savagewind]

You do not want to know why I am in a bad mood.

 

[Revoltingest]

Bacon!

 

[Wu Wei]

Size 2 !!!!
To complain about that would be like lamenting being too rich or too smart.

yup...petite size 2....and thinks she is over weight...... I fear for her safety around American women

 

[Revoltingest]

yup...petite size 2..... I fear for her safety around American women

Even though she knows gong fu?

 

[Wu Wei]

Even though she knows gong fu?

She does not know Gong fu... but she knows tuina.... and a whole lot of pressure points...but for her to tell them she is overweight... that is just asking for trouble