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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
My brother is a bung hole. The nurse said I had scabies, but after I investigated myself last night, I discovered I picked up bed bugs from my brother.
 

columbus

yawn <ignore> yawn
My brother is a bung hole. The nurse said I had scabies, but after I investigated myself last night, I discovered I picked up bed bugs from my brother.
Can you be sure it was him? The LARP arrangements you described sound like a good place to pick up the little horrors.
Tom
 

Wirey

Fartist
I need to pick a boogie out of my nose. I'm finally alone. I wonder if this will make the keys on my keyboard stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii rats.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Today was unusual.
I installed an expensive window covering.
It was a design I was unfamiliar with.
I made no mistakes.
It went swimmingly.
That rarely happens.
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
Checkbook balancing procrastination ended today. I worked through 5 months backlog. The bank agrees with me so all is well.
 

Wirey

Fartist
My work out this morning was tough because I'm fighting a slight strain high in my right calf. Being old really sucks.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Checkbook balancing procrastination ended today. I worked through 5 months backlog. The bank agrees with me so all is well.
I used to have females balance my checking accounts.
One was an outside contractor (an accountant).
The other was an employee (also an accountant).
They never could reconcile my accounts, so things always got out of hand.
What to do?
I'd regularly let one account go idle, & switch to another for a year, so the job could be done.
Nowadays, I have my son do reconciliation.
No need to swap bank accounts anymore.

Moral of story.....
Don't let women do a man's job.
 

savagewind

Veteran Member
Premium Member
OK! LOL Now I may have forgotten why I am here.
I shall
I feel some fluffy clouds where the gray matter should be.
I think that maybe gray should have the letter e instead of the letter a. Don't you?

I shall consult my gray matter. This might take awhile.

It is Memorial day.

And that applied how? Memorial Day is about dead people. God!

I think thaT THIS TIME i AM NEVER GOING TO REMEMBER, BUT ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.



imo.

wOW!
 
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